I don't own Glee, or Cedar Point, I just play with them.
"Kurt, you do realize we're just going to be gone for 2 nights, right?" Blaine said, dodging a flying pair of jeans that Kurt had flung out of his closet.
"Yes, but I need to be prepared! You can never be too sure about the weather up by the lake." Kurt replied.
"What all are you bringing anyway? All you really need is a few t-shirts, some shorts and a hoodie to throw on if it gets chilly." Blaine stated, digging through Kurt's bag of clothes, "And comfortable shoes. And maybe extra socks."
"You did not just tell me to wear a t-shirt." Kurt glared at Blaine.
"Kurt, this is not the time for fashion statements, if you wear any of that, you'll end up sweating like crazy all day!" Blaine advised, and proceeded to dig through Kurt's wardrobe. "There's got to be something suitable to wear to an amusement park in here somewhere."
"You have three seconds to get your grubby paws off my clothes, Mr. Anderson." Kurt commanded, "Else your hair gel goes down the drain!"
"I'm running low anyway!" Blaine shot back, "Okay, here's some normal clothes."
Blaine pulled out a few graphic T's, a couple pairs of shorts, and Kurt's Dalton hoodie and threw them in Kurt's bag, despite Kurt's disagreement.
"You can't expect me to wear those clothes in public, Blaine!" Kurt whined.
"Relax, Kurt, nobody's going to care what you're wearing, and by the end of the day, you'll be thanking me for dressing you for comfort." Blaine said, "You can't walk around all day in the hot sun wearing skinny jeans and a sweater and possibly be comfortable. Besides, do you really want to wear designer clothes to Cedar Point? You don't want to ruin them, do you?"
"That's why I was going to wear clothes from last season!" Kurt said matter of factly.
"Kurt! Just take my word for it, I'm the one that's performed there, not you. I made the mistake of wearing my Dalton uniform all day, and it wasn't pretty! You need to wear soft clothes that breathe." Blaine stated. "Now let's find you something to wear for today."
I can't believe I'm letting my boyfriend dress me, Kurt thought to himself, as Blaine dug through Kurt's wardrobe again.
"Here, put this on." Blaine directed, throwing a pair of plaid Bermuda shorts and a light blue V neck t-shirt Kurt's way. "We've got to hurry up, before Rachel starts wondering just what we're doing up here for so long."
"My boyfriend is making me get undressed" Kurt chortled.
"No, I'm re-dressing you, which, yes, does involve you getting undressed first, but that's not the point. Would you hurry up and get your shorts on, now you're just testing me!"
"Who? Me?" Kurt laughed, wiggling his butt at Blaine as he pulled up his shorts. "I'd never."
"You're lucky we've got to get going!" Blaine said, throwing Kurt a pair of socks.
"No way! I'm not wearing these socks with shorts, Blaine! I need ankle socks!" Kurt barked.
Leave it to Kurt Hummel to be picky about his socks, Blaine thought to himself, as he tossed Kurt some ankle socks.
"Are these sneakers okay? Or do you need to wear a specific kind of sneaker, too?" Blaine asked.
"I suppose they'll do." Kurt sighed sarcastically.
"Just put your shoes, on, drama queen!" Blaine pleaded. "Hey, did you pack a swimsuit? Finn mentioned something about maybe going to the beach on Sunday."
"I don't do water, Blaine! Therefore, I don't own a swimsuit!" Kurt stated.
"I thought that might be the case, that's why I got you a little present!" Blaine announced, tossing Kurt a gift bag.
Kurt opened the bag to reveal a pair of red and navy swim trunks.
"You've got to be insane! There's no way I'm wearing these! There's no way these will even fit me!" Kurt declared.
"Yes they will! They stretch! I even got myself a pair, so we can match!" Blaine replied, "We'll be the best dressed on the beach!"
Kurt shot Blaine a glance, eyebrow raised.
"I'll wear mine, if you wear yours!" Blaine chimed, "You know you want to see how nice they make my butt look!"
"Kurt! Blaine! Are you guys almost ready?" Rachel yelled from downstairs "Finn's about jumping out of his skin down here, he's so excited, and I'm not sure how much longer I can contain him."
"Almost! We'll be down in a few!" Blaine yelled back, "You know how hard it is for Kurt to pack clothes!"
"I think I've got everything." Kurt said as he put his sunglasses on and grabbed his bag, "I've packed lots of sunblock, and I expect you to help me apply it every hour once we get there. The sun is horrible for my skin!"
"Of course I will, I'll take any excuse to touch that beautiful skin!" Blaine replied, kissing Kurt gently on the cheek, "Now let's get going! Roller coasters, here we come!"