"Welcome, everyone, to the first ever Hogwarts Duelling Competition," said Dumbledore with a twinkle in his eye.
The gathered students cheered loudly. Almost every student wanted to participate and the Great Hall was completely packed.
"As I've already told you, the rules are simple," the Headmaster continued, "you fight with a randomly chosen opponent, the loser is eliminated and the winner advances to the next round. The tournament will begin now, good luck to you all!" Dumbledore finished his speech and sat down.
Harry waited patiently for his round. As he was in his sixth year, he was feeling fairly confident about his chances to win.
"And the next duel will be between Harry Potter and John Poopypants!" the announcer said and Harry walked into the duelling arena.
Harry's opponent was a first year from Hufflepuff, so probably an easy win.
The duellers bowed and the announcer started the duel.
John Poopypants was sweating and trembling, fear visible on his little face.
Harry waved his wand. "BOO!" he yelled and his opponent fainted.
"The winner of this duel is Harry Potter!" a voice announced and wild cheers erupted.
Harry was waiting patiently for his next duel. As almost every students was in the competition, it took almost six hours for Harry to duel again.
"This duel will be between Harry Potter and Fredorge Weasley!" the announcer yelled and Harry walked into the ring yet again.
He was a bit surprised to see that Fred and George were duelling him at the same time.
"Hi there, Harry," Fred said and George smiled. "Surprised to see us?"
"No," said Harry and the duel began.
The twins both fired a stunner at Harry, but he rolled forwards and dodged them.
"Engorgio!" Harry yelled and targeted Fred's eyeball. It grew instantly and Fred's head exploded, killing him on the spot.
George was too shocked to defend himself from Harry's Avada Kedavra and the duel was over.
"Ladies and gentleman, the time has come for the final duel!" the announcer said and everyone cheered.
"It will be a duel between Harry Potter and Severus Snape, who claims he joined to show these brats their place!"
Harry walked up to the platform and bowed his head slightly. Snape only sneered at him.
"Begin!" the announcer yelled.
Snape began to cast the killing curse, however, Harry already had a plan.
He quickly apparated into Snape's stomach, blowing the professor up from the inside.
Everybody cringed as the ugly professor's internal organs decorated the Great Hall.
Harry, covered in Snape's blood and intestines, smiled and waved at the cheering crowd.
As the cheers died down, the Headmaster stood up.
"Ah, very well done, my boy. The award for winning the competition is a pair of thick, woolen socks," Dumbledore said and showed everyone the award.
"Fuck yeah!" yelled Harry and accepted the award.