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Ah, Beacon. The sun was shining, the wind was blowing, the water was splashing the rocks, ah, truly a peaceful morning.
And, at one specific room, one occupant was dreaming peaceful. His blonde hair messed up, wearing a bunny onesie. His position in bed was of comfort. This was Jaune Arc, leader to his team, JNPR. He was currently dreaming of becoming a grand Huntsman, winning the heart of his crush, Weiss Schnee, and returning to his family, proud, and laughing. However, his dreams are now dashed by one noise anyone dreads when asleep-
Beep! Beep! Beep-
Slapping his hand on his Scroll, Jaune opened his blue eyes to the new day. Luckily, it was a weekend, unluckily, it was his turn to help his team prepare for the day, not that he minds. No longer thinking of dissatisfaction with his team's dynamic, he went to the bathroom, ready to tackle the day head on!
"Juat gotta out, just gotta get right out of here..." Jaune was busy singing one of his favorite songs when he wa taking a bath, being reminded of washing his hair thoroughly, his mother entering his thoughts. Her way of helping him prepare for the morning, he was saddened when he left it behind, though to be fair, it was always embarrassing for him after he turned 13, he still had to grow up. After a while, Jaune went out, being greeted by two of his teammates, a black haired male with a pink streak in his hair, and pink eyes, Li Ren, and his partner, with her red hair, and bright green eyes, Pyrrha Nikos, both wearing their respective pajamas, a calming green standard set for Ren, and a red corset-esqe top for Pyrrha while she wore her panties.
"Morning, guys." Jaune greeted to his teammates, walking to his closet, "Nora still asleep?" He was, of course, talking about his other teammate, Nora Valkyrie. An orange haired girl, snoring in her bed, that was, somehow, pink, even though last night it was red... OK, considering how long he lived with Nora, he shouldn't be surprised...
"Yes, Jaune. It's your turn to wake her up." Ren was always calm, even though he just woke up.
Jaune cringed at the thought, the last time he tried to wake Nora up, he somehow managed to become the second person to break his bed, no, get your mind out of the gutter...
"Okay..." stalking to Nora's bed, he poked her, "wake-" Jaune never finished the sentence when Nora punched him in the nuts. Ouch.
"I'll wake her up?" Ren asked the blonde on the floor, holding his broken balls.
"Yes..." Came the reply.
Beacon Cafeteria...Team JNPR was currently relaying the events that morning, despite Jaune trying Nora to stop him, the team across them, a team consisting of a young girl with silver eyes, black fading to red hair, wearing a red cloak, though, it was more like a cape with a hoodie, a white haired girl with bright blue eyes, whose hair had a ponytail to the side, along with the fact she had a scar on one of her eyes, a black hair girl wearing a bow, yellow, cat-like eyes, and pale skin, and finally, a blonde bombshell with purple eyes, and large... you know, let us not go that way because she, along with the two others, exept for her sister, the girl with silver eyes, are 17. Her sister was 15.
They were, in introduction, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, and Yang Xaio-Long. Team RWBY. Ruby was the leader.
"And I don't think Jaune would have kids anymore! Right?"
"Oh, yeah... *laughs* I don't think he'll be nutting others, am I right?"
"Yang! Stop being mean!"
Oh, yeah. The nutcracker incident.
"Guys, I'm okay... although, thanks Weiss... *groan of pain*." Jaune had one hell of a morning, though hell was more appropriate.
"Jaune... please take it easy..." Pyrrha was at his side when his whimper was heard.
"It... it's okay. Pyrrha, I'm okay..." Jaune still had pride, dammit!
"Fine... Just... don't push yourself... so no training, okay?"
"Okay..." Jaune winced when he moved his leg, it still hurts...
"Arc, even though you can be annoying, I... can still say... get better." Weiss was still as cold, but she was getting better.
"Okay... can I at least eat now?"
A small amount of sorry and other words were thrown out, showing their concerns were real, though Nora still had a small laugh.
*Jaune Arc, you have received a text message from: Dad* His Scroll was not on silent mode when he got the message, but he was surprised. His dad, who was always rough, but still lovable, was calling him? After he ran away? Why, he was still dreaming?
"Someone pinch me..."
Pinch!
"Nora! I didn't mean it!"
"Sorry..."
"Jaune, maybe you should read it." Ruby was still innocent, but, he should tell Yang to tell her the truth.
"Um..." Jaune just swallowed his saliva.
"If you don't, I'll steal it!"
"Yang..!"
"Fine..."
"Guys... okay, I'll read it. But not out loud, I'll just read it."
As Jaune read the message, he became more and more pale with every word, eventually cultivating to one sound from him:
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Jaune just ran away after that.
"Huh?"
That was the 7 reactions from them.
Snach
"Let's read." Yang was holding Jaune's Scroll over her head, wanting to read it.
"L-let's not..." Pyrrha still voiced her concerns at this.
"Come on P-Money! Let's read! Please..?" Nora employed the worst thing on mankind: Puppy dog eyes.
"Majority wins!" Yang yelled.
"No... it is a breach in privacy. As a Schnee-"
"Come on, Ice Queen! Ruby, puppy dog eyes!"
"No! Bad Ruby!"
"Hah, now for the message." Yang mumbles, reading the message with everyone arguing.
Dear Jaune,
I heard you managed to get into a school of Hunters. While I would be yelling at you, dragging you by the neck while you tries to get out, I warn you: Run. Now. You mother is angry. Not, "Period and cramps" angry, or, "Someone tries to woo her" angry, or "Cute Moe/Kid" angry, or a combination of all, just... Please. Get kids. I'm warning you. Your our only son.
Your father, Ragna the Bloodedge Arc, warning you from your mother, Izanami no Mikoto Bloodedge Arc.
A white haired man, with red and green eyes, wearing a white polo shirt and black pants, holding his wife, a young looking girl with purple hair fading into blonde hair, and who also had green and red eyes, who wore a simple blouse with a short, red skirt.
"Honey, calm down. I'm sure Jaune-"
"DON'T YOU, "HONEY" ME, BLOODEDGE! MY BABY BOY IS OUT, IN DANGER WITH WEAPONS, AND *pants* TERRIBLE MORTALITY RATES! I WILL PERSONALLY GO THERE AND DRAG HIM HOME!"
"Saya... calm down..."
"Hah... hah... sorry, Nee-san, but, Jaune... I'm worried."
"Look, I'll make sure you're okay when we visit him, in fact, I'll let you slap him and yell at him first." Ragna was always tired when his wife/sister (he was still a bit grossed out) freaked out when their kids got in trouble.
Joy Arc Bloodedge got a small scratch on her arm? Put her arm into a cast.
Jane Arc Bloodedge sneezed? Give her a bowl of soup, and lay her in bed.
Jaune Arc Bloodedge got bullied? What bullying?
Life Ragna the Bloodedge was never normal.