READ THESE WORDS! hahaha I nearly sounded scary then :) even though its just writing... I I can't actually sound anything... whatever, stop confusing me...
I'm so sorry, I was tired when I wrote this, but for some reason i thought that little introduction sounded vaguely charming :S
Vernon Dursley scowled from behind the net curtains, the hotel they were staying was cheap and tacky, run by an old lady and it was little more than a bed and breakfast. The main road on which it looked out onto was very busy at all times of the day and night. Expensive shops lined each side of the road but no-one was bothering with them today.
Only once before had Vernon Dudley seen such a sight as this. Freaks dressed in brightly coloured dresses and pointy hats, even the men! Years and years ago, on the way to work he had seen something similar, but not on this scale, back then he had seen nearly two dozen of these weirdos swarming on the very same street. Now not only where there more but he knew more about them.
Wizards, freaks, weirdos, crowding together, drinking, shouting and laughing, clogging up the streets of London and polluting its normal drab streets with their abnormal ways and bright clothes.
They had tossed them out of their only home, they were the reason that Dudley didn't want to be near them anymore. Those freaks were the reason that his life had fallen apart.
And Vernon Dursley still sort of hoped, that Harry was OK.
Aaaaaw. Verny's not too bad after all :) REVIEW. Oh what was that? oh yeah, your inner monologue rampaging onto my screen, I think it wants you to review :P