Disclaimer: sob. I don't *sniff own Zelda.. waaaaa
The day Navi went insane
Chapter 1: You think of a title yourself ya lazy bum!
Link had just entered gannondwarf's (you actually expect me to know how to spell!) chamber when Navi was struck by the thought that gannny was actually really shitty at playing the organ.
"hmmm, maybe ill actually give link helpful advice this time just to make him shut up . nah I'll just kill him myself" Navi thought. So as the fight began Navi flew over and picked up Link (??) and threw him out of the window for no particular reason. She then flew over to Ganandorf's unsuspecting figure and started to beat the shit through him, with blood and bodily fluids gushing all over the floor and organs sliding down the slick trail of blood. Once she was finished, 5 hours later, she licked the blood of her lips and realised she had thrown link into a pit of boiling lava. So she quickly zoomed out of the room grabbed Zelda and threw her out of the window as well.
"Good that's shit for brains and the little slut out of the way, so now what to do.. I know ill go to Las Vegas!"
But by a freak chance she forgot how to fly and fell down to her fiery death in the lava pit.
Me: "What?, I really don't like that annoying little dot"
Neways.. lucky for link he landed on the bridge that the sages created but unfortunately so did Zelda, which knocked him unconscious by landing feet first onto his head.
The day Navi went insane
Chapter 1: You think of a title yourself ya lazy bum!
Link had just entered gannondwarf's (you actually expect me to know how to spell!) chamber when Navi was struck by the thought that gannny was actually really shitty at playing the organ.
"hmmm, maybe ill actually give link helpful advice this time just to make him shut up . nah I'll just kill him myself" Navi thought. So as the fight began Navi flew over and picked up Link (??) and threw him out of the window for no particular reason. She then flew over to Ganandorf's unsuspecting figure and started to beat the shit through him, with blood and bodily fluids gushing all over the floor and organs sliding down the slick trail of blood. Once she was finished, 5 hours later, she licked the blood of her lips and realised she had thrown link into a pit of boiling lava. So she quickly zoomed out of the room grabbed Zelda and threw her out of the window as well.
"Good that's shit for brains and the little slut out of the way, so now what to do.. I know ill go to Las Vegas!"
But by a freak chance she forgot how to fly and fell down to her fiery death in the lava pit.
Me: "What?, I really don't like that annoying little dot"
Neways.. lucky for link he landed on the bridge that the sages created but unfortunately so did Zelda, which knocked him unconscious by landing feet first onto his head.