Disclaimer : I don't Shaman King.

A/N : I just decided to write this when I was watching Ren drink his 3 bottles of milks, for like, THE MILLIONTH TIME! haha. Short little one-shot that I thought of in about 3 minutes. MAJOR OOC! xP

Erm, lemony flavor...?

Pairing : Horo Horo x Ren

YAOI!

The Adventures... OF MILK!

It was a normal day at the Asakura household. (if you could call it that) But something chaotic had happened! Ren had spilled a drop of his precious milk!

" Fuck!" Ren cursed, then peered around to make sure no one else was around.

Quickly, Ren stuck out his tongue and licked the milk gone! He walked away as if nothing odd had happened. Little did our Ren know, Horo Horo was around the watching around the corner, and a little idea struck up his head...

-----the next day----

Horo Horo watched as Ren downed one bottle of milk, then two, as Ren reached for the third glass, Horo Horo swiped it and ran!

" Horo Horo..." Ren glared as he chased the Ainu to his room.

As Ren had gone in, Horo Horo locked the door.

" Baka Ainu! What's the meaning to this!" Ren yelled.

" Heh, just you watch." Horo told him in a teasing manner.

So Ren watched as Horo removed his shirt, then his pants."

" OI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Ren looked away and blushed a bit.

Horo didn't answer and took off this boxers.

Ren twitched and shouted, " WHAT THE FUCK? JUST GIVE ME MY MILK, DAMMIT!"

Horo snickered, and poured the milk all over himself, including his member. (O.O, I can't believe I'm writing this...)

Ren twitched again ad turned red.

" You want your milk so bad? Lick it off me." Horo said with a smile.

" I would never disgrace myself that way!" Ren looked away and had steam coming from his ears.

" Come on Ren, you know you want your precious milk..."

' Milk... milk... milk...' were the only things running through Ren's mind.

" Ah... FINE!" Ren looked as if he were to explode at any moment.

Horo Horo sat on the bed, as Ren leaned over and lick the milk from his cheek, with his eyes closed. Horo loved the warmth of Ren's tongue, and wanted Ren to lick at somewhere... more sensitive, though he was patient.

About half an hour later, Ren had licked all the milk off of Horo's body, except his member.

"That should be.. be.. enough milk fo-for to-today." Ren said and when to the door.

Horo held onto Ren's shirt, " Oh c'mon Renni, maybe if you try hard enough, you'll get even more milk." he chuckled. (O.O, I've gone insane...)

"R-Renni!" Ren blurted out.

Horo smirked.

Ren had obviously lost his mind, starting at the man he lusted for, naked. "F-fine..."

Ren looked away as he timidly licked at Horo's (O.O, should I say it..? NO!) member. (Ha, easier word hehe)

Soon Horo knew they were going nowhere with this, so he flipped them over, him on top of Ren, and pulled off Ren's boxers and pants at the same time.

" WH- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Ren shouted, even MORE red.

Horo wrapped his mouth around Ren's member... (O.O, this word is ugly.)

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AND I'LL LEAVE THE REST TO YOUR IMAGINATION... ahahaha. I've got no guts.

Ja ne!