I do not own Fairy Tail... Wait, why do we do this? I mean, this is fanfiction~! We don't have to do this! Or do we?
Story: One-shot. Humor. Gildarts finds out who's his Edolas Counterpart.
Pairings: Little Nalu; Master x Money; Cana and Gildarts friendship;
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After Natsu had suggested that Gildarts' Edolas counterpart was a frog or something, Gildarts was just depressed. Team Natsu gets to go to this parallel world, and finds everyone in the guild, except him? Gildarts could only yell at his surrogate son.
Then the bastard giggles and runs away to Lucy, who was talking to Lisanna.
"HEY, LUCE!"
"GAH!"
Gildarts saw the chemical reaction towards them. But back to the topic. "Makarov!" The old man was rolling in his money, which he had gotten from Natsu (Natsu had stolen some money from an Edolas bank). His smiley stick banished to the isolated corner of the rowdy guild, celebrating Lisanna's return. "Master!"
Makarov perked up. "Who disturbs my slumber?!" Gildarts raised his hand.
"Me."
"...Okay, what the hell do you want, Gildarts?"
Then Gildarts ranted to his master. "I don't get it. I don't goddamn get it! Natsu and the rest of the guild get counter parts, and I don't! You know how unfair that is? As an S-class mage, I should get the most awesome counterpart, like a knight, or a dragon, or a king, or a duke, or a sheep-"
"Sheep?"
"-or a wolf, or a lion, or a dog, or a cat, or a-" Makarov interrupted.
The old man raised both of his hands, in a surrendering gesture. "Okay! Okay! I know your pain!" Gildarts blinked.
"No you don't."
"I really don't."
Gildarts sighed at took a swig of his beer. "You're a king. I'm a nothing in Edolas."
"Har Har Har! You - hic - are nothing!" Master Makarov giggled in glee, doing a little jig on the counter. "I'm a king and is - hic - su~per rich!" Gildarts looked at the empty beer cups surrounding Makarov. How did he get drunk so fast? "And all my little brats will - hic - behave - and worship - hic - me!"
"Are you even listening to me, anymore?"
"Sucks to be you! Doo Doo, sucks to be you~!" Makarov sang drunkenly. Gildarts now knew that Makarov was no help with his problems. He looked at the hot babe, Cana. he had no romantic intentions toward her, but she reminded him of someone he knew...
Ah, he'll think about it, later. Right now, WHO THE HELL IS GILDARTS' COUNTERPART?!
A usually drinking brunette grabbed Gildarts attention by screaming, "Hot sexy woman!" In his ear.
Cana fidgeted her fingers. "Erm. Da-GILDARTS! I SAID GILDARTS!" Cana cleared her voice. "I may know a way for you to... find your Edolas counterpart!" Gildarts now payed attention to Cana. Who looked like someone he had met before...
BUT NEVER MIND THAT! CANA WAS GOING TO TELL GILDARTS HIS COUNTERPART!
"Kid, really?"
"Yes!" The brunette expertly shuffled her cards. Gildarts, looked carefully.
Cana pulled out one card. "Here it is - oh!" The card looked like a normal magic card, but its interesting content was facing Cana.
"Kid! Let me see!" The brunette shoved the card in his face and hightailed out of the conversation, yelling about needing a drink. Gildarts took the card.
On the card was a long brown haired woman, that looked strangely like him... oh.
Oh!
OH!
His counterpart was a lap dancer.