Disclaimer: I don't own SWAC. If I did, we all would have our own Chad Dylan Coopers! R&R!
Nico and Grady Think
"Grady, do you ever wonder what girls look for in a guy?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Why think about girls when you can be thinking about food."
"But we'll have to get married someday."
"No we don't"
"Think about it. If you get married, you can have your wife make you food. Trust me, everything is connected to women."
"Is popcorn connected to women?"
"Yes. You take a girl out on a date to the movies, and you eat popcorn. See, connected."
"What about video games?"
"When you're married, the woman will make you stop playing video games and tell you to get a job."
"See, who wants to be married?"
"Do you really want to be alone and lonely the rest of your life?"
"When you put it that way-"
"Exactly! So we both agree that we want to get married."
"I guess so."
"Which brings me back to the concept of what girls like in a guy."
"Girls like good smelling guys."
"Remember the time we made that cologne. The ladies were all over us."
"Yeah, then they left us for cookies."
"So what else do girls look for in a guy that doesn't involve them smelling good."
"They like honest guys."
"We're honest! But, more girls like that liar Chip Drama pants than they like us."
"Maybe we're dorky."
"Have you seen this face. I'm super fly."
"You are pretty cool."
"Do you think girls would dig our tug boats?"
"Tawni thought they were stupid."
"But Tawni isn't most women."
"True."
"And then we can show the ladies our cool water-proof hats. Women dig fashion, right?"
"Yeah, and don't they love water-proof things! Those hats are a sure way to get a girl."
"I still wonder how those guys that looked like us got all of those women."
"Maybe it was the accents."
"Women do like accents. Maybe we can start talking in accents."
"But won't people know they are fake by this point."
"True."
"How about we just be ourselves?"
"But that hasn't worked out so far for us, has it?"
"Maybe it will work one day."
"I guess we can keep hoping."
"And nothing helps us be ourselves like Meatball Monday."
"It is Meatball Monday."
"Last on to the Commisionary is a rotten Murphy!"
"I'm right behind you, G!"