"So Jacob" you plopped down next to the shapeshifter, a small smirk slowly sliding onto your mouth. He leaned away from you.

"Whaaat?" his tone was slightly suspicious.

"Here!" you handed him a pb&j sandwich, watching as he slowly took it.

"...what'd you do to it?" you walloped him on the back of his head, scoffing loudly.

"Nothing! Sheese, I'm just trying to do something nice here!" He winced in pain and eyed the sandwich.

"..."

"EAT THE DARN-" before you could blink, the sandwich was gone. "-sandwich..." your smirk returned.

"Now can you lick the roof of your mouth? You know, like the dogs do?"

He just glared in response.