"Ahh my darling princess, my love for you burns like the hottest depths of the sun."[1] Tamaki leaned forward, getting close to target #1. Her face darkened dramatically.

You just sat there in thought, taking a sip of your tea every once in awhile.

Something about Tamaki is just so...strange.

The door slammed open, making everyone (besides target #1, who lay passed out on the floor) jump in shock. Haruhi walked in, his hand over his left cheek and a wince on his face.

"S-Sorry I'm late senpai, I had-"

"Why are you covering your cheek?" the twins circled around the unsuspecting male, making you raise an eyebrow. The one on the left pulled his hand down-despite the brunette's stuttering-and they both froze at the scratch on his cheek.

Aaaaand thats when Tamaki decided to charge inbetween his 'homosexual supporting cast'.

"Haruhi! Who would do this to my lovely daughter?"

You froze yourself, cup stopping halfway to your mouth.

W-What...?

"It's nothing senpai, i just scratched it on a tree branch on the way here. Don't over exagerate it..!" he/she exclaimed, stepping away from Tamaki.

"Haruhi's a...girl?"

Extended Ending:

After the twins drug you out into the hallway, they confirmed your earlier question to be true.

"But there's one thing I'm wondering-"

"-how did you figure it out?" the twins piped, one on either side of you. You gave a naive smile and tilted your head.

"Tamaki said 'my daughter' earlier, to Haruhi. It was kind of obvious after that!"

Tamaki turned pale.

You tapped your chin. "I'm just wondering why nobody else noticed it. You said it pretty loud!"