Kafei: (Is innocently walking along when Blajora's Mask
falls from the sky) Hmm, the tag reads, "Danger, do not put on" (glances
around, checking for pursuit) Cool!
Blajora's Mask: PUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNNNNN!
Kafei: Whoa, it talks, just like my Leonardo Ninja Turtle
Action Mask does.
Blajora's Mask: LOOOOOOOOOKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
IMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEECCCCCCIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLE, PUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT MEEEEEE
ONNNNNNN!
Kafei: Hmmmmmmm......... I could be safe and not put this
on, NNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (puts on mask) I feel the power!
Link: (Comes skipping along) Hey Kafei!
Kafei: Hey this! (Blast Link with dark magic, turns him
into a piece of cheese)
Link: Err......... I'll look on the bright side, I am
high in calcium!
Kafei: I'll just put you in my pocket. (reaches down and
gets Link)
**Meanwhile**
Anju: Now where has Kafei gone off to? I guess I'll go
look for him!
**Also Meanwhile**
Darmani: Link was supposed to be here nanoseconds ago!
It's not like him to be late, I'm gonna go look for him!
**Back to Kafei**
Barten: Just back off!
Kafei: I know you have more rupees than that!
Barten: I just deposited them at the bank!
Kafei: Curses! (Blasts Barten, turns him into a sausage,
puts him into pocket)
Link: We'll have a full meal here soon!
Baren: I'm beefy!
**Darmani and Anju meet up**
Darmani: Hey Anju, have you seen Link?
Anju: No, have you seen Kafei?
Darmani: No, are you sure you haven't seen Link?
Anju: I'm sure, but are you sure you haven't seen Kafei?
Darmani: I'm quite sure, but maybe you saw Link and just
forgot?
Anju: No, I'd remember, but maybe you happened to see
Kafei?
**We'll leave them there, they're not going anywhere anytime
soon**
Bank Manager: No, Link I'm alright, I can adjust to being
a squash....
Curiosity Shop Owner: At least you're not a bottle of
lemonade.
Barten: Hey, I think I'm spicy sausage!
Link: (sniffs) Uh-oh, I'm gonna go bad if not put in a
'fridge soon.
Kafei: I will rule the universe, all will tremble at my
might!
Anju: Awwwwww....... isn't that cute, Kafei is playing
with his friends. (prepares to leave) Be back for dinner honey!
Darmani: Hey Link, can I play too!?!
Kafei: (Turns Darmani into a McDonald's Hashbrown)
Darmani: Potatoey!
**Anju realizes something**
Anju: Oh dear, I didn't ask Kafei if he wanted a snack,
he just might get a tad cranky...
**Meanwhile**
Kafei: (Has supersized himself, begins to smash buildings)
Muhahahaha!
**Tune in next time for Return of the Anju**
