I've been on a song parody kick lately (I just hear songs and start translating them to Harry Potter stories- yes, I need help, I realize this), so I thought I might as well record them. This is an endless sort of story; it will continue to be added to as long as I have ballads to change the words to. I'm putting all of them up; I'm proud of each, but some are obviously better than others. I will put my own personal rating at the start of each, out of 5, 5 being the highest, but you're welcome to disagree, and, of course, tell me so. This is definitely more the "I'm really hyper" sort of fare I don't usually write . . . am I any good at it?
I do not own Harry Potter or Simon and Garfunkel
Beyond the Door (to the tune of "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel)-- 5
Narrator: Harry Potter
Setting: 5th Book
Hello, Snape, my enemy
I've come to learn Occulmency
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Just beyond the door.
In restless dreams I walk alone
Narrow corridors of stone
Within the Department of Mysteries.
Memories not from my own histories
Cause me to enter the Dark Lord's mind
Until I find
What's just beyond the door.
And in these memories I see
What often ends up reality.
I was the snake that bit Mr. Weasley.
I was the man who tortured Avery,
And no one even bothers to believe
That what I see
Is just beyond the door.
"Fools," say I, "I saw him rise.
His return cannot be denied.
Hear the names of those who follow him!
Take them away so he may not rule again!"
But my warnings have completely been in vain;
I'm seen as insane
For still I dream of the door.
Now the Death Eaters bow and kneel
To a Dark Lord who is quite real.
I have warned you in Luna's magazine
Yet still you claim what I say is obscene.
My friends are in trouble; I must go alone to fight
For what is right
And seek what's beyond the door.