Ok so I went to the mall and in the back of an ally, a y'all righteous stiff and I was shook. I deceived to walk toward the figure and I knew that it could put me in danger but I did it anyways,
I deceived that it was Krampus. He took me by his horns and he took me to this land called "Krampuscornacopia" This where he stored his children, he store some from the mall and some from Subway, he has a portel in the bathroom that is connected to "Krampuscornacopia". He takes children and cuts off their limbs but, he cooks the babies into stew.
One day in Krampusworld I decided that there was sexual tension between me and the big guy. He took me into the fantasy sweet and he lied me down and slowly started to pump his horns into me. But, I soon realized he put it in me ass. I asked him why and he said that he actually loves Jesus.
The next morning Krampus and I had baby pancakes and we had a talk about how maybe I could be his slave. He said he likes a more dominant role and we agreed that he would control it.
One day I realized that I was kidnapped, I had forgotten he took me from a mall and that my family was probably looking for me. I confronted Krampus and asked him if I ever got to go home and he said no. I said ok. I decided that I should make the best of it and we should get married. He proposed and we did it.
We had Krampus babies and lived happily ever after.