Chapter One: "Uh Oh"
It was a Saturday afternoon. Edward had instructed the rest of the Cullen/Hales to supervise Bella, the result of this was endless games of twister.
"Right hand blue." Said Rosalie for the 14th time as she stifled a yawn.
"You are doing that on purpose." Said Emmett as he contorted himself in order to reach the blue circles, all the others were standing serenely on two feet as they watched Rosalie toy with the fragile mind of her husband. After a particularly fiendish "Left foot yellow" Emmett had collapsed on Jasper foot.
"There must be something else we can do." said Alice. "Lets check the list of safe things Edward made before he left." They all huddled around the tiny piece of paper. It said:
Twister.
Everyone sighed and looked at Bella.
"He obviously couldn't think of anything else." said Rosalie glaring at Bella who was twiddling with her thumbs.
"Well, why don't I go home and get my game of snakes and ladders?" said Bella. "He can't possibly object to that."
"But that's not on the list." said Jasper twitching as he remembered the "Monopoly" incident. They all shuddered, obviously thinking the same thing.
"Well, I'm not going to tell him." said Bella, grinning evilly. "Go on, be rebellious."
The others looked at each other, shrugged and nodded their heads.
"YES!" Bella screamed. They looked at her. She stopped herself jumping up and down in the air and walked out calmly their eyes following her.
"Don't you think she was a little enthusiastic?" said Emmett.
"Yup, she's up to something." said Jasper. But, showing how right Edward was in his list writing they all just went back to their daily pursuits, not suspecting a thing.
A hundred yards away Bella pulled the camouflage off her bright red Motorbike. She pulled on her helmet and sat down on the leather seat. She revved the engine and let out a little scream of delight.
At that very moment, Edward walked out of the woods, his golden eyes glinting in the sunlight (sigh). It took him a second to realize who was sat astride the monster in front of him.
"BELLA GET AWAY FROM THAT THING!" he shouted, pulling her off and grabbing the motorbike by the handles. He swung it up in the air and flung it as far as he could. Unfortunately it wasn't long before the bike collided with the gigantic, bottom windows of the magnificent house.
"Uh oh." said Edward, under his breath, turning even paler which is hard to do if you are a vampire.
"What?" said Bella, thinking that they could easily replace the shattered glass.
Edward turned to her, a look of pure terror on his face. "Hell knows no fury like an Esme with a broken window." He said to his shoes and taking Bella by the hand he ran back to the house with her nearly flying along behind.