Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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It was a quiet peaceful day at Kadic academy, broken only by the sound of kids talking, lunches being eaten and the Kadic Times giving another scoop.
"GET YOUR KADIC TIMES HERE! COMPLETE WITH EXCLUSIVE PHOTO'S OF VARIOUS KADIC BACHELORS YOU AREN'T GOING TO WANT TO MISS!" Shouts Tamiya and Milly.
"What, did you photoshop this?" Asked Jeremy Belpoise as he and Aileta read various naked pictures of their friends.
Yumi Ishiyami smirked, "No way, I took the pictures as they were coming out of the showers." She whistles a happy tune.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Screamed Ulrich Stern as he chased Odd Delirobiah enraged. "YOU TOLD ME TO TELL HER DIDN'T YOU!?" He screamed in his defense...
In one universe, this would be the end of this crazy tale and the credits would be rolling...
This is not that universe...
Jeremy reads some more...and goes very pale. "Uh, Yumi? Did you see where you were aiming your camera in the boy's locker room?" Asks Jeremy trying hard not to panic.
"Wha- Well, I mean I had to make sure they didn't see me, so I had to angle the camera from the hallway in their general direction, so not really. Why? What's wrong?"
Aileta giggled when she saw the paper, "Uh, looks like you had another 'victim'."
Yumi frowned and took the paper to read it herself...she also went pale. "DIPPER!?" She shouts horrified. Sure enough, a naked 12-year old Pines was being displayed on the front page as he timidly came out of the shower behind the older boys.
Yumi wimperd, "Uh...how long do you think I have before Wendy reads this?" She asks frightened.
"YUMI WHAT THE HELL!?"
"I'm guessing none, you should run now."
Yumi didn't need to be told twice! She ran as the redhead devil rounded after her-
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YUMI!
As Wendy sought to rip apart the person who'd humiliated her boyfriend...Ulrich continued to chase odd...and the Jeremy and Aileta just watched the chaos unfold.
"Okay, now that Wendy's out of earshot- brings up picture of Dipper -Jeremy tsks, "Wow, puberty has not been kind to that kid." Aileta giggles, "When I first saw this picture I thought I was looking at his sister Mable!"
"HEY!" Shouts an annoyed voice behind them, they look to see an annoyed Dipper standing behind them.
There's a long awkward pause...
"Well both pay you fifty bucks if you don't tell Wendy what we said."
"100$."
"(sigh), fine."
I'M GOING TO F**** RIP YOU IN HALF ISHIYAMI!
END.
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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