Well, I'm bored and it sucks, so I decided to do a little writing.
DiScLaImEr: I don't own Harry Potter, I don't own anything. And besides, I don't have any money, so you can't sue me. HAHAHAHA!!!
Chapter 1: Homework
Harry's doing his homework when all of the sudden Snape, Dumbledore and some guy appear.
Snape: Potter!
Dumbledore: Harry!
Guy: ...huh?
Harry: confused
Dumbledore: How are you doing?
Harry: Uh... Fine, professor...
Snape: Fifty points from Gryffindor!
Harry: What?
Guy: Um... Where am I???
Harry: Who is that guy???
Dumbledore: I... don't... know... Who are you, guy?
Guy: was about to respond, but then Voldemort comes
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!!!
Guy: Ah!!! dies
Harry and Dumbledore: Voldemort!
Snape: The Dark Lord!
Voldemort: AHAHAHAHA!!! I shall kill all muggles!!! disappears
Hermione: also appears out of nowhere You can't apparate at Hogwarts!!!
Harry: Why not?
Hermione: It says so in Hogwarts, a History!
Harry: Then how did all of you apparate here in the first place?
Everyone: ...
Dumbledore: Well, I don't know... I was starving, so I tried to kill Fawkes and eat it when I suddenly appeared here...
Hermione: And I was studying for the N.E.W.T.S., since they're only 2 years away...
Snape: And I was looking at myself in the mirror, thinking of how smart and pretty I am...
Everyone: stares at Snape O.O
Snape: What? It's true! dresses in a tutu and starts to sing I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, I'm so pretty and witty...
Dumbledore: joins in
Harry and Hermione: step away...
The End! (Of chapter 1)
Readers: What? There's MORE!?!?!?
Sakura: laughs evilly
So... What do you think? I was bored, so this is probably bullsht. So sue me. Please review! ...or not. I don't give a damn, really. (And I'll keep writing, whether you like it or not.)
DiScLaImEr: I don't own Harry Potter, I don't own anything. And besides, I don't have any money, so you can't sue me. HAHAHAHA!!!
Chapter 1: Homework
Harry's doing his homework when all of the sudden Snape, Dumbledore and some guy appear.
Snape: Potter!
Dumbledore: Harry!
Guy: ...huh?
Harry: confused
Dumbledore: How are you doing?
Harry: Uh... Fine, professor...
Snape: Fifty points from Gryffindor!
Harry: What?
Guy: Um... Where am I???
Harry: Who is that guy???
Dumbledore: I... don't... know... Who are you, guy?
Guy: was about to respond, but then Voldemort comes
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!!!
Guy: Ah!!! dies
Harry and Dumbledore: Voldemort!
Snape: The Dark Lord!
Voldemort: AHAHAHAHA!!! I shall kill all muggles!!! disappears
Hermione: also appears out of nowhere You can't apparate at Hogwarts!!!
Harry: Why not?
Hermione: It says so in Hogwarts, a History!
Harry: Then how did all of you apparate here in the first place?
Everyone: ...
Dumbledore: Well, I don't know... I was starving, so I tried to kill Fawkes and eat it when I suddenly appeared here...
Hermione: And I was studying for the N.E.W.T.S., since they're only 2 years away...
Snape: And I was looking at myself in the mirror, thinking of how smart and pretty I am...
Everyone: stares at Snape O.O
Snape: What? It's true! dresses in a tutu and starts to sing I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, I'm so pretty and witty...
Dumbledore: joins in
Harry and Hermione: step away...
The End! (Of chapter 1)
Readers: What? There's MORE!?!?!?
Sakura: laughs evilly
So... What do you think? I was bored, so this is probably bullsht. So sue me. Please review! ...or not. I don't give a damn, really. (And I'll keep writing, whether you like it or not.)