This is one of those incredibly stupid, dumb, retarted, random fan fics that make absolutely no sense, have no plot, no story structure, no nothing they teach you in creative writing class enjoy!

I own none of these characters, even though the only one I mention is Hermione, however, I do not own Hermione.

The little girl named Hermione sat down in the library sobbing.

Nobody likes me, she said to herself.

However that was completely wrong.

She had a secret admirer.

Yes.

Yes, indeed she did.

The secret admirer was so secret she didn't know of him.

The secret admirer was so secret no one knew of him.

Actually, that was because he did not exist.

Wait, did I say 'he?'

I never specified the gender of this secret admirer.

But since the secret admirer does not exist then it does not matter.

Does it?

No.

No, indeed it doesn't.

This is the end of this tale read on for more.