Author's Note: After reading daf9's "Once a Catholic," I was inspired to try my hand at Max's response to Bobby's email. I read the Fanfiction.Net rules and couldn't find anywhere saying that this is not allowed, therefore, daf9, if you would like me to remove this, please email me and I will do it immediately!

AN2: fixed the weird tags - sorry!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobby, Alex, or any other member of the LAO gang. Doesn't mean I can't dream though, right? I borrowed the email addresses below from daf9's "Once a Catholic," and I apologize if this breaks rules that I couldn't find.

To: bagels'nlox@home.com
From: bobbygoren@mcs.com

Bobby, I'm sorry for you
And all the things you go through
The girl from this case
Appears really base
Even if she is hot too!

Here's a though for you Goren
Instead of boozin' and whorin'
Take Alex to lunch
I just have a hunch
Her company wouldn't be borin.'

Not to heavy or thin
With her you would win
Her personality's nice
And since she used to be vice
She can hook a perp right in the chin.

And as for Nicole
From people she stole
Sure, her looks are pretty
And her mind may be witty
But you'd have to wait till she's out on parole!