Joanne had to get out of the apartment because a wild Maureen wouldn't stop talking about cows for some reason and that she had to buy a gift for Angel's birthday. She bought some pink muga silk for the drag queen so that she could design something new for her vibrant collection.
The lawyer had been out for a couple hours so she decided she needed a break. As she was making her way through Tompkins Square park surrounded by street vendors, she spotted a cow-spotted onesie,
"Maureen would want that." Joanne thought.
"HEY!" Someone shouted,
Joanne looked over at the person, "See anything you like miss?" He asked.
She pointed to the onesie, "How much for the cow outfit?"
"Hmm.." He looked over at the woman, scanning for signs of wealth,
"Thirty dollars," He smirked.
"Twenty dollars," She scoffed,
"Twenty five."
The man took the money and offered her the onesie. Joanne finally made it over to the Cafe after being harassed by several other street vendors.
"What's up Joanne!" Collins said,
"Hey Collins!"
Collins wrapped his arm around the mocha woman, "Have a beer!"
"Collins, are you drunk?" She laughed,
"I'm drunk, and high."
They made their way over to the bar and sat down, "What the hell are you holding?"
"A cow onesie. I saw it and I thought she could use it for protest."
"Or when she's drunk she can run around the house and yell MOOOOO!" Collins laughed,
"That's going to be fun," She laughed,
"Four beers my dude!" Collins demanded from the bartender,
"I'm still surprised you guys can't afford rent but yet, you can afford all the alcohol you want."
They both laughed once again and downed the beers offered to them. Collins later challenged the lawyer to some beer contest. Oddly enough, she accepted the challenge on the fact that it was weekend and thought Maureen would probably be clubbing with Mimi.
Hours later, Maureen was at home working on another protest but wondered where the lawyer was. She got her answer when she heard a familiar phrase,
"MOOOOOOOO! MOOOO WITH ME!"
Maureen ran over to the door, not believing what was in front of her. Joanne was wearing the cow onesie that was supposed to be for her and a drunk Collins wearing some cow face paint.
"MOO WITH ME HONEYBEAR!" Joanne shouted,
Maureen paused for a second in awe, and then "MOO!" she shouted.
Collins threw a paper bag into Maureen's arms,
"What the hell is this?" Maureen asked,
The anarchist snickered, "Her clothes."
"So she is-"
"YYUUPPP!"
"Including her-"
"YESSS..." Collins laughed, "Welp, I hope y'all have fun, I have some someone to pleasure when I get back home."
"Me too.." Maureen said.
Just before they parted ways, Joanne held out her gift for Angel,
"Thisss..isss..for..Angelllll..."
Collins took the gift and patted her on the head, "Um, bye!"
Joanne turned her head back to the diva,
"Let's moo some more.." Joanne said as she was being pulled inside the apartment, feeling her onesie being unzipped,
"Only if we do it in the bedroom."
With that, the two enjoyed some mooing and other things for the rest of the evening.
I have no words. Please leave a review or a nice comment, I'm going to sit in a corner and think about my life for a bit.