What Shall We Do With Some Excess Hobbits!
By Mel G
Disclaimer: These poor little hobbits and Caradhras are the property of JRR Tolkien. I'll give them back in a minute.
A/N: This parody came into being with the help of RoseG one very boring PE lesson. She said that in one of her fics she had some excess hobbits (her words). I asked where and she said halfway up Caradhras. For some reason I started humming What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor, only with these new words. Please note that I have nothing against hobbits, this is all written in fun. Please don't review just to inform me that giants don't exist in Middle- Earth (you'll see when you read the song), they are mentioned in The Hobbit and I took the idea from there.
Dedication: To RoseG, a great friend, who's responsible for the idea of this song. Thanks Rose!
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits,
Halfway up Caradhras?
Stick them in a snowball and roll them down.
Stick them in a snowball and roll them down.
Stick them in a snowball and roll them down.
Halfway up Caradhras!
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits,
Halfway up Caradhras?
Throw them off the edge and wave goodbye.
Throw them off the edge and wave goodbye.
Throw them off the edge and wave goodbye.
Halfway up Caradhras!
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits,
Halfway up Caradhras?
Leave them in the snow and let them freeze.
Leave them in the snow and let them freeze.
Leave them in the snow and let them freeze.
Halfway up Caradhras!
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits,
Halfway up Caradhras?
Give them to a giant to play football.
Give them to a giant to play football.
Give them to a giant to play football.
Halfway up Caradhras!
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits,
Halfway up Caradhras?
A/N: You like? I hope so.
By Mel G
Disclaimer: These poor little hobbits and Caradhras are the property of JRR Tolkien. I'll give them back in a minute.
A/N: This parody came into being with the help of RoseG one very boring PE lesson. She said that in one of her fics she had some excess hobbits (her words). I asked where and she said halfway up Caradhras. For some reason I started humming What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor, only with these new words. Please note that I have nothing against hobbits, this is all written in fun. Please don't review just to inform me that giants don't exist in Middle- Earth (you'll see when you read the song), they are mentioned in The Hobbit and I took the idea from there.
Dedication: To RoseG, a great friend, who's responsible for the idea of this song. Thanks Rose!
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits,
Halfway up Caradhras?
Stick them in a snowball and roll them down.
Stick them in a snowball and roll them down.
Stick them in a snowball and roll them down.
Halfway up Caradhras!
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits,
Halfway up Caradhras?
Throw them off the edge and wave goodbye.
Throw them off the edge and wave goodbye.
Throw them off the edge and wave goodbye.
Halfway up Caradhras!
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits,
Halfway up Caradhras?
Leave them in the snow and let them freeze.
Leave them in the snow and let them freeze.
Leave them in the snow and let them freeze.
Halfway up Caradhras!
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits,
Halfway up Caradhras?
Give them to a giant to play football.
Give them to a giant to play football.
Give them to a giant to play football.
Halfway up Caradhras!
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits?
What shall we do with some excess hobbits,
Halfway up Caradhras?
A/N: You like? I hope so.