Canadaxfem!mexico

Human names used.

The accident.

Mexico was minding his own business, walking around, checking out the lovely señoritas, when he got a call from his second favorite gringo, America aka Alfred f. Jones.

Sighing, Mexico, better known as José Juarez, answered saying,"Que es tu problema ahora?"

"Dude! I'm heading out to move some stuff in Artie's library with him,and I was wondering if you could help us out." He knew what Mexico said due to the fact that he taught Alfred spanish long ago to help him talk to Mexico's cousins.

"Why should I? You'll just make me do it all! But, maybe since you're my amigo, I'll help you out, for a price of course." José replied sweetly, implying that this would be a big price indeed.

"What will this cost me?" Alfred asked, worried of the answer. The last time he agreed to one of José's conditions, he had to wear a VERY, very short miniskirt to a world meeting. Which caused Hungary and France to faint, Japan take as many pictures as he could, and a certain British country to blush uncontrollably. But he also started to get courted by said British man, so Alfred didn't mind too much.

"As of this moment I haven't thought of the price, so this will have to be a mandatory favor, no ifs, ands, or buts. You cool with that, hombré?"

"Well, I guess so." Alfred knew he was going to regret this later.

* Time skip- one hour later*

José was moving a pile of books, when Arthur, who was on a ladder putting a book away, said " oh, Mexico, please be careful with those. Some of them are old and the others hold spells that can't be reversed."

"Oh, ok." This wasn't the first time Mexico had his hands on a magic book, the first time he learned this lesson, his hair was a bright pink and didn't go back to normal for a month.

Alfred, who also learned the hard way not to mess with any magic books, was very carefully dusting one shelf. There was a lot of dust on those books, "Artie, when was the last time you dusted this shelf?" "It was about a year ago, I'm just a bit nervous dusting these books; they're so old and unpredictable."

"What do you mean Arturo?"

"Well, there's some books over there which could destroy any country, and one that could drastically change one's sanity."

Just then some dust from the books got in José nose. As he sneezed he dropped the last book he was holding, causing it to open and flip to a page entitled "The gender-bender." "Aw,crap!" José exclaimed as a bright light engulfed the room and blinded everyone in it. "José! José are you ok? José Juan Pedro Luis Carlos Miguel Manuel Jorgé Juarez Lopez de la Torres y Alatorre! You answer me right this second."

" G-g-gringo... I-I-I'm-I'm..." Was all Alfred heard before a women' s sobbing could be heard. No... No it can't be... The light finally dimmed and Alfred and Arthur could make out a vague outline of someone in the fetal position crying. Alfred ran forward and grabbed the person lifting them up gently and stared at them. When said person looked back at him, they slammed their body against Alfred's chest and sobbed as if the world ended. " oh, José I'm so sorry, don't cry man. It isn't very macho,you know." Alfred said, trying to comfort his friend.

Arthur walked to where the book lay, and read the page. It had no affect on him, seeing as the spell only worked when the page was first opened. It read:

" The gender-bender

This spell will be activated once its page first sees light of a new day. Unfortunately, the one who opened it will instantly turned into a member of the opposite sex. Not reversible. My apologies to said unlucky person, you will have to get used to this change. If,out of rage or spite,you try to destroy this spell, you will instantly be destroyed yourself."

"What kind of sick sadistic person would make a spell like that?! Turning unsuspecting people like José into the opposite gender! And destroying them when they try to exact their vengeance!" Arthur yelled.

"So... So I-I-I have to live the rest of my life like this?" Mexico asked.

"Yes, I'm afraid... Please stop crying Mexico. We'll find a way turn you back, even if it takes forever!" America and England vowed. But Mexico turned her head and stared at them with her brown eyes that never changed. "Don't worry about, I'll live like this. You shouldn't chase a hope that doesn't exist. I'll get used to being a girl sooner or later." José said with a weak smile.

"Are you sure? You don't have to live like this." The two men asked.

" I'm sure. Just help me home, I feel kinda weak." And so they took her home, where she dreamt of times that would never happen again.