Have you ever wondered why Cat is like she is? I made an insight into her life. Now you can know stuff.

And just so you know, I can only use my computer on Saturday (and possibly Sunday) morning. This only lasts over the summer though. I can get more updates when school starts again.

PS, Cat is six when this starts

Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious, but that would be cool.

Hi, my name is Caterina Valentine, but every one just calls me Cat. It's short for Caterina because Caterina has eight letters and Cat has only three. Yay, math is so fun! I don't know why my brother hates school.

I live in San Diego, California with my mom and dad and brother. I love my mom and brother, Kyler, but my dad is evil! He is always hurting Kyler when he does the tiniest of problems. One time he put Kyler in a straight jacket because he got a D on one of his homeworks.

Today is my birthday; I'm six years old now! This makes me so happy! I'm a big kid now and I can talk to the other big kids now! I wanna go talk to Kyler.

I walked to my mirror, first, to check myself. I don't like leaving my room when I don't look good. It's a habit I've gotten into.

I had mad bad bed head. I grabbed my comb and combed my brown hair out. I tried to make it straight, but it likes being curly.

Next were my clothes. I took off my purple striped PJ's and replaced them with simple jeans and pink T-shirt with flip-flops.

I walked out my door and across the hall to Kyler's room. His door was so big! My door was only a little bigger than me. I opened the door slowly so Kyler wouldn't hear. He was sitting at his computer, playing a game. I slowly crept up to him and put my hands over his eyes and said, "Guess what day it is!"

"Uh…" he thought, "Is it Monday?"

I giggled, "No."

"Can I go look at my calendar?"

I nodded fast and took my hands off his face. He got up to see his chart thing he called a calendar. "Cat, It is Monday…"

"Other than that!"

He looked closer. "Oh! Happy birthday, Cat!"

"Thanks!" I ran up and hugged his waist. Kyler was so big, and he's only 11!

"I got you something," He said, going to his desk and taking a small box wrapped in rainbow wrapping paper. This was exciting; I've never gotten anything for my birthday before!

I ripped off the wrapping paper and opened the box. I side was a pink circle thing. "What is it?"

"It's a CD player, So you can listen to music you like without Dad hearing. You can do it while he's sleeping."

"Coolio! Thanks Kyler!" I hugged his waist again. "I love you!"

"I love you too, sis."

I had secret CDs that I bought myself with money I got a school from doing things for the bigger kids. Like one time, this ten-year-old gave me 15 dollars to lift up my skirt. Dad spanked me when he heard about it though, but I didn't tell him I got money.

"Cat, we should start going out for our bus. We don't want to miss our super-fun last day!"

Yay, I love it when it's almost summer, "Yay!" I clapped, "Let's go!"

Okay, first chapter is short, but I wanted to get this up.

If you're wondering why this has bad grammar and redundancy, it's because it is currently narrated by a 6-year-old. Trust me, it will get better as Cat gets older.

All of the information I use in here that may be mentioned on the show is real (excluding her birthday, witch was not given, so I used Ariana Grande's birthday: June 26)

Hope you liked it. I'll update when I can

―The Dragon 1000