Ian Kabra's Blog:Everything from Bratty Sisters to Idiot Orphans
Hey guys! And Girls...T_T. Anyways we're at 100 Stories!! WOO HOO!! BTW- I'm working with her-bloody-majesty on this! I don't own the 39 cluez.
Chapter 1: Introductions
Hello, peasants. Welcome to my blog. My name is, you should already know this, I mean I am rich, smart, handsome,athletic, handsome.... Anyways, My name is Ian. Ian Kabra. A fabulous name for the heir of the Lucians, don't you think? Please, I don't care what you think. Why should I? I am rich.... You know what I mean. Anyways, I was on my (In my and my sister Natalie's private limo) to my Grandmother( A pitiful excuse for one) Grace's funeral. I had a feeling something would happen there. Something that could be the end of the world.
The 39 Clues. The good part, was that Natalie and I would win. 're Lucians. We ALWAYS win. The BAD part, We had to see a bunch of stupid American GITS! Especially, our idiot cousins Amy and Dan Cahill. Dan was... how do you put it, easily? A stupid, delusional 11 year old. With one half of a brain cell. He thought he was a ninja. Ha! How stupid can you get?The sister, Amy, was alright. My age, 14. Slightly prettier than average. Exceedingly Smart. Perhaps I've been too genourous. She's a stuttering idiot. There. She wears non- designers, from Gab, or Gat, or Gap or something like that.
I have to go now. The lawyer with a sun- dial for a nose is talking. I must sign off. Ciao,Poor People .
I'm sorry it was so short!!! Anyways review!!! Oh, and if you comment on Ian's blog, I'll put it in. Bye!
~Amy
P.s. Dan stop trying to steal my laptop!!!