A/N: I KNOW I should be working on Tulip Bouquet and all the others I haven't finished yet, but I got this idea and I REALLY had to do it. Lots of apologies.
So as some people know, I'm a huge HetaOni fan. So I started watching the series all over again 'cause it's summer and school's out and all….yeah. So I decided to try this out. I had to go back on episodes AGAIN XD
IF you don't know what HetaOni is, or if you haven't got to Part 8, this will contain spoilers. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS. I'm begging you to not read if you haven't got to Part 8, really. I don't want to wreck the heart-warming part. DON'T READ IT IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT TO PART 8! I'M BEGGING YOU!
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or HetaOni BY ALL MEANS
Rated T since "some" characters cuss XD
So the first chapter is at the World Meeting Place!
"God, where the fuck is he?" Romano grumbled. Spain shrugged.
"I heard they went to this 'Haunted Mansion' or whatever,"
"There aren't such things as a ghost, damn it!" Romano protested.
"It's not a ghost," Spain explained. "They said it's a 'monster',"
"Sounds fun," Romano said sarcastically. Spain just snickered.
It was nighttime, and his brother hasn't come back home yet. Now Romano was starting to get worried.
"What the hell is he doing? He should be home by now," he thought. He looked next to him in the bed. It's been a long time since it was empty. He and his brother always slept together at the same time (But he didn't ask for it). "Maybe he's staying at Potato Bastard's," he thought, and got up. He went for the phone, and called Germany. Nothing. "Well, duh," he slapped his forehead. "Of course he took Potato Bastard with him. Maybe I should call Austria," he dialed to Austria's.
"Hello?" Austria answered on the other side.
"Hey, did Potato Bastard come home?" Romano quickly answered.
"I haven't seen him after the World Meeting," Austria said. "As a matter of fact, I haven't seen any of the countries that went to the 'Haunted Mansion',"
"…thanks," Romano said, and cut off. Something didn't feel right. "So what? They decided to camp out at a fucking 'Haunted Mansion'? No way, he doesn't have such guts to do that. They're probably just…staying at a near-by hotel of something…," Romano shook his head. "Shit, why am I so worried about them? I don't care!" Romano pulled the blanket over his head, and closed his eyes.
He woke up screaming. He snapped up, and tried to sort out what he just saw. SWweat was pouring out all over him, and he was clutching his chest.
"What…," Romano thought, shocked. "What was that? That…was his memories…" Romano shook his head. "What is he doing?"
Romano got to the mansion. Alone. He gulped.
"If...if what I saw was true...then...," He ran up to the gate, and tried to push it open. "...? What? Why...!" He suddenly fell to the ground.
"Romano, are you serious?" Spain yelled, almost dropping his tomaotes. Romano nodded.
"I am, damn it,"
"Well...," Spain stared at Romano. "Are you sure it's not a bad dream?"
"No, it's not," Romano replied. He felt like crying.
"I can't believe I'm actually telling this to him...,"
"Romano, let's go," Spain said, and pulled Romano's hand.
"What? Wait, where are you taking me you bastard?" Romano said struggling. Spain looked back.
"We're gonna have a World Meeting, now!"
"I'm telling you, they're in danger!" Romano yelled. He stood up and banged the table so hard that it almost flipped over. Everyone looked at him like he was insane. Austria shook his head.
"Romano, I think you are over-thinking this,"
"I am NOT, you fucking piano player!" Romano growled. In the corner of his eye, he saw Hungary glare, her eyes flaming. He ignored her. "I'm telling you, what I saw was true!"
"South Italy, sit down," Switzerland said, cleaning one of his precious machineguns. "You are disrupting the World Meeting. Speaking of which," he looked around the table. "Aren't we missing a few of our members?"
"BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL TRAPPED IN A DAMN MANSION WITH A MONSTER TRYING TO KILL THEM!" Romano screamed so loud that some countries fell off their chairs.
"Oh my god, that's like, totally crazy!" Poland cried.
"Romano come on, how are you supposed to know that? That's insane!" Korea said.
"Because I'm his other half!" he growled. "I have a feeling you'll understand, South Korea!" Korea looked down at his feet.
"I'm not related with my other half," he mumbled. Romano huffed.
"Look, I'm his brother, and his other half. I know what he's thinking, and parts of his memories are shared to me as well. Any of you other damn stone-heads understand?" he snapped, and looked around. "No way huh?" Romano mocked. "None of you have a brother or a sister!"
"As much as I don't like to approve it," Iceland spoke up, his Puffin pecking at nuts. "But I am related to Norway,"
"So you finally admit it?" Norway snickered.
"Shut up I don't understand what you're talking about!" Iceland snapped.
"AND I'M RELATED TO BROTHER!" Belarus suddenly growled. "I NEED TO FIND HIM! MARRY! MARRY!"
"I'm related to you and Russia too you know…," Ukraine silently mumbled.
""BUT NONE OF YOU ARE A PART OF YOUR SIBLING'S COUNTRY!"Romano screamed. "I AM, YOU BITCHING BASTARDS!" Austria shook his head.
"Stop being such a clown Romano. You're acting unlike yourself. And I assure you, your brother is fine,"
"He isn't!" Romano yelled. "What do you fucking know?" Suddenly, Hungary snapped up, not able to cope with Romano's insults at Austria anymore.
"Do you have proof?" she said challengingly. Romano gulped.
"Uh…,"
"Well then, looks like there's no need for an argument anymore," she said victoriously, and sat down. Romano bit his lips.
"I'm telling you, it's true," his eyes started to get watery. "You know what?" he said, his voice shaking. "If none of you are believing me, I'll just go myse –,"
"I believe him," someone spoke up. Everyone turned, and Spain was sitting proudly. Austria rolled his eyes.
"Please Spain. You're very biased, and everyone knows that for a fact," a few snickers went up in the room. But it didn't seem to bother Spain at all.
"If I know something for a fact, Romano isn't the type of kid that lies on stuff like that,"
"Don't treat me like a baby!" Romano snapped, but Spain went on.
"And if you don't want to believe, I'll tell you this. What's the loss?" Everyone got silent. Suddenly, someone raised their hand. It was Denmark.
"I kinda agree with these two, ya know?" he said. Norway glared at him. Denmark chuckled.
"Well, that's what Nor thinks, and I'm just goin' with it,"
"You're annoying, Anko," Norway mumbled. Switzerland crossed his arms.
"So, what's your argument?"
"Ask Nor, I'm not the one who ca –," Denmark's face suddenly, got squished into the table. Everyone was pretty positive there was a giant green hand above Denmark's head for a second.
"You're annoying, Anko," Norway repeated and stood up. "My friends,"
"Your friends?" Liechtenstein asked. "You mean…fairies?" Norway nodded.
"They don't like that mansion,"
"Um, Nor…." Finland started, but Norway kept going.
"They say they see gloomy things in there,"
"…m?" Sweden grunted.
"If I say it more exact," Norway sighed. "A monster,"
"I told you!" Romano jumped up. "See! There's a flesh eating monster in that mansion and they're all in danger! Especially my brother!"
"Why is he the one in most danger?" Ukraine asked.
"Because…," Romano started to say, and plugged up. "I can't say it now and there's a reason. Plus, you guys won't believe me anyway,"
"You don't know until you say it." Lithuania said stiffly. Romano sighed.
"You know what? It's faster if we go there now, and I'll explain there. There's no good staying here,"
"I am not wasting my time with your game right now Romano." Estonia said sternly. Suddenly, Romano exploded.
"A GAME?" Romano screeched. "YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT MY BROTHER DYING FOR A GAME?" Everyone jumped. "I'M NOT LYING, ALL YOU FUCKING HOLLOW-HEADED BASTARDS, FOR THE DEEPEST SHIT OF THE BITCHING HELL!"
"Romano…," Spain tried to grab Romano's arm, but he was swatted away. He jumped on the table, and snatched the machinegun out of Switzerland's hand.
"You wouldn't dare!" Switzerland threatened, but Romano just glared.
"I'm not lying, and I'll prove it to all of you!" he screamed. He made a shot at the ceiling. The girls (and Latvia) screamed, the others filched, and Switzerland growled threateningly. "I'm gonna blow the whole place up!"
Austria stared at him for a second, and then stood up. Romano pointed the weapon at him.
"Romano, take me to the mansion," Austria said. Romano lowered the machinegun. Austria sighed. "I'll admit Romano…I haven't seen you that fired up for a while, and I know how much you care about your brother,"
"…no I don't," Romano said blushing.
"If Austria is going, so am I." Hungary stood up. Switzerland sighed.
"Fine. I'll go too." he stood up. Lichtenstein followed.
"I'm going!" Denmark shot up.
"You're so annoying Anko." Norway said, but stood up anyway. Finland, Sweden, and Iceland stood up as well. So did Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia. Ukraine stood up, and Belarus did as well but she mumbled gently,
"It's only for brother."
"Well, looks like we have our members." Austria said.
"So, what do you see Nor?" Denmark asked in front of the mansion. Norway stared at the mansion.
"Darkness, evil, all those," Norway said. He looked back at Denmark. "Anko, you have something I can use?"
"Huh? Sure thing!" Denmark went through his pocket and pulled out a pencil. Norway took it, and hurled it through the gate. The pencil dropped to the ground. Suddenly, the it crushed into pieces.
"Whoa! That was like, totally epic!" Poland cried excitedly. "Lith, did you see that? Huh? HUH?"
"Yes Po, I saw it," Lithuania said tiredly.
"What just happened?" Switzerland asked. Estonia blinked, and answered.
"I think it just decomposed,"
"Decomposed?" Hungary asked. "That fast?"
"I'm telling you, this mansion is messed up," Romano said. Spain looked at him.
"Romano, are you okay? You look kinda sick,"
"I'm fine," Romano lied. He felt his stomach getting squeezed, and his head was starting to bang. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Anyway," Estonia coughed. "Would someone explain to me how the pencil decomposed to quick? That is not scientific at all."
"Because the time in place is not flowing correctly," Norway answered. Everyone looked at him.
"Check your watches," Romano ordered. Everyone looked at their watches, and compared them. There was a huge fuss.
"But how?" Finland said, looking at his and Sweden's over and over again. "It was all the same when we left the World Meeting Center!"
"I told you," Romano sighed. "I don't know how, but this place is NOT NORMAL,"
"So, what about that 'monster'?" Korea asked. Romano glared at him.
"What? You actually want to see it?"
"Whatever!" Poland said. "We should like, just go in!"
"NO!" Romano screamed. Everyone looked at him. "We have to get ourselves armed! We can't go in there with nothing, or the monster will eat all of us!"
"I agree," Norway said. "This place doesn't feel right. All my friends…I can't see them anymore. I think they all fled,"
"Only if we could ask England, huh?" Iceland said. "He has the same vision as you." Suddenly, there were gunshots.
"Switzerland!" Austria snapped.
"That wasn't me!" Switzerland protested, but checked his machinegun (Which he always carries around) just in case.
"Then what…," Lithuania started, and then gasped. "You don't mean…."
"Inside?" Romano finished for him. "Yeah, that's right. That was probably America's shotgun. Why would he go shooting off his gun for some random reason?"
"BROTHER!" Belarus suddenly screamed. "Brother's in there! I felt his 'Kolhoz'!"
"Me too," Ukriane nodded.
"Then America and Russia are probably having another 'Cold War' in there." Hungary joked, but Belarus shook her head.
"Brother doesn't use 'Kolhoz' at everyone. Only to enemies he KNOWS that's a threat to his life," she lightly hissed. "That fat country ISN'T a threat."
"Um…may I ask?" Liechtenstein said, raising her head.
"Go on," Austria urged.
"Why…," Liechtenstein started shyly. "Why won't they come out of the front door? No offence to you –," she looked at Romano, "– but your brother isn't the bravest I know. Normally, he would probably try to run out of the mansion first thing. Why wouldn't he?"
"Because the damn front door is locked," Romano groaned. "I saw it in his memories," Everyone fell silent. Suddenly, Norway perked up.
"I felt it,"
"What?" Denmark asked. Norway looked at him straight in the eye.
"A 'Patronus',"
"So…England?" Latvia asked. Norway nodded.
"And it wasn't aimed at a country. It was aimed at…," Norway shivered. "I don't know. And I'm not sure if I want to know."
"Here, a deal," Spain spoke up. "Everyone go get your weapons. Come back here an hour later. If you don't want to come, fine. Go home. Yes?"
"Sound like a good plan." Austria nodded.
"All right then," Romano nodded. "Break!" "I'm coming."
A/N: So if you're interested now, go to Chapter 2. Yes, I updated two chapters in the same day. Read the A/N in Chapter 2 to understand why….and also other stuff is in Chapter 2 A/N as well. Like the description of Norway, a poll, and my conversation with Hetalia characters XD
