A/N: Me bored. So came up with this. Enjoy.
Welcome to Naruto Karaoke Night! Mostly everybody, dead or alive, are here! Some have came here by will, others by other means but it doesn't matter cause they're here. Now out of the thousands and thousand of Naruto characters who will go first?
(Naruto raised his hand eagerly and impatiently.)
Anyone else?
(Naruto remained the only one raising his hand. Shouting, pick me, pick me.)
Fine. Naruto it is.
(Naruto ran on stage, excited as ever.)
Naruto: Believe it I'm gonna rock this, believe it!
Well, song randomizer. Start.
(As the song began, Naruto started dancing.)
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I, ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
(Naruto pelvic thrust as he punctuated 'American thighs')
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you-
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine, all mine
(He pulled Hinata up on stage as continued singing)
She wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
(Hinata sung along, the spiked punch taking affect)
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
And knocked me out and then you
Shook me all night long
You had me shakin' and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
Well you took me
(On the solo, Naruto attempted to duck walk while Hinata kept swinging her hair)
You really took me and you
Shook me all night long
Ooooh you
Shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you
Shook me all night long
Your really took me and you
Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me
All night long
(Naruto and Hinata bowed while crowd gave them a round of applause)
Well…okay then! Thank you Naruto (and Hinata) for that wonderful performance. Now in the words of the Who album, who's next?