Do you really think i own them?
This is the product of me being very very very very hyper, its stupid has a lot of swearing but it was alabour of love and I had a lot of fun, so now know that it is going to be incredibly stupid please dont tell me in a review that it is stupid or awful, because i already know that.
The Randomest story ever!
ok so like...umm right, um Ron loves Hermione, and Hermione loves ron and there all like messed in the head and they dont know how th other one feels. So right then umm, Luna, yeah Luna is all like "y dont u just do it already." and then Hermione makes that anime face with the lines and the huge sweat drop right and then Ron is all like "Huh...?" And Harry is all like "Its not that hard (A/N No pun intended -devious snicker-) just go in the bathroom and take ur pants off, me and Ginny did it just last week" and so then Ron was all pissed and was like "You fucked my sister!" and Harry was all like "Sure did." and Ron was all like "Im gonna kill you!"
Then Harry said "Chill man." and Ron like did for some stupid reason. So Hermione was still sitting there getting soaked by the giant sweat drop on the back of her head so she left to change into her dry robes, and when she came back everybody was gone except for Ron who had no shirt on and was all like "Like what you see?" and then Hermione was all like "I would if you hadnt said that so shut up stupid head." And then Ron was all sad so he started to cry and the Hermy was all like sad for him so she said "Awwww dont cry, just dont ever say something that stupid again." and then Ron was happy...A little too happy if you know what I mean so Hermy was all like "Piss off you ruddy prat" and then his hapiness went away and Luna poked her head into the compartment and said "Did you do it yet?"
And Hermy was like "No" and Ron was all like "Almost" and then Ron looked at Hermy and then Hermy looked at Ron and Ron looked at Luna and Luna looked at Hermione and then this sentence got confusing so I was all like screw it. and then Luna was all like "Who are you?" and I was all like "I know you are but what am I?" and then her head exploded and i was all like "Holy Shit." and Hermione was all like "Language" and I was all like "Fuck off" and then her head exploded and then Ron cried and then Ginny came in and saw the headless corpses and was all like "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude" and then I was like "I know you are but what am I?" and then her head exploded too.
And then Harry came in and was all like "What happened to the chicks?" And then I cleared my throat and he was all like "Sweet" and then we made out the end.
-Does a dance then scratches a closet-