Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans. If I did, the laws of physics would not exist.
Hi, I don't really know what I'm doing, but I hope you enjoy my first story. It's called "Trash".
Trash
Chapter 1
One evening the Titans got hungry and decided to have some dinner. "I think we should eat some dinner," Robin announced.
"Where should we eat?" Beast Boy asked.
"I dunno. Where do you guys want?" Robin asked the team.
"How about steak?" asked Cyborg.
"You know that Beast Boy doesn't like steak," Robin answered him.
"I do not like to eat steak," Beast boy declared.
"Wow, you were right Robin," Cyborg said.
"How about Mike's Vegan Palace?" Beast Boy desired.
"Friend Beast Boy, Cyborg does not wish to partake in the consumption of vegetables and tofu," Starfire observed proudly.
"I do not wish to partake in the consumption of your nasty vegetables and tofu," Cyborg warned.
"How about Shiand'r's Eatery?" Starfire asked in a meek voice.
"NO!" everyone yelled.
"I wish just asking."
"Ugh. If you guys don't make a decision now, I'm going to send all of you into an alternate dimension!" Raven shouted.
"Why don't we just eat at that new taco place in the city?" Beast Boy offered. "They have meat and vegetarian options."
They decided to go there. "Okay, let's go there," Robin agreed.
Once they got there, they stared at the menu and picked their meals. Beast Boy wanted a tofu burrito (if there's such a thing). The others just ordered tacos. "We'll have a tofu burrito and four tacos," Robin asked.
"What kind?" the cashier asked.
"She wishes to know what kind of 'taco' we want," Starfire said.
"Beef!" Cyborg said in a dreamlike trance.
"Same as him," the girls replied.
"Okay, four beef tacos and a tofu burrito. Say, you look familiar," Robin said to the cashier.
"Oh, I'm pretty sure you don't know me," the cashier replied back.
They sat down at a table. Robin stared at the cashier's pale face. It looked familiar, and he had a bad feeling about it.
Robin thought she looked familiar. "I think she looks familiar," he confided to his teammates.
"Kind of like some villainess we fought," Raven added.
Cyborg thought that they were being paranoid. "You guys are just paranoid. Or Robin just has a crush on her," he said with a sly smile.
"Shut up," he muttered.
Starfire gasped. "Robin, is this true?" she asked in a pathetic soap opera voice.
"No, Starfire. I don't like girls who have multicolored hair."
"Ditto," said Beast Boy.
"Here's your food," the cashier announced as she approached the table.
"Thanks. Why do you come to our table to serve us our food? Why don't you just give us a number so we can pick it up there?" Robin asked, being paranoid again.
"Quit being paranoid and eat your food," the cashier hissed at him.
"Heh heh. You're right. I'll just eat now."
The Titans hastily ate the food. After just one bite, all but Starfire gagged, choked, and spat out the food. "This is glorious! It tastes just like sputlinks!"
"Ooh, I don't feel so good," Beast Boy said. He belched.
"Worst. Beef. Ever," Cyborg said. "I will only come here three more times."
"My tummy hurts," Robin said.
Raven didn't say anything. She was too busy covering her mouth to keep from regurgitating the beef. "Let's go home. I don't have much of an appetite."
"Oh, please? May we stay a little longer? I want more of this 'taco' you earth people love so much!"
"Here take mine," all of them announced.
When they got back to the tower, they all went to bed, feeling crappy and bloated up. With the exception of Starfire, of course, who went to the mainframe to learn the recipe for the taco.
"I knew there was something weird about that cashier," Robin mumbled. "Oh!" He ran to the bathroom. The other Titans could hear retching sounds.
Cyborg groaned. "I don't think he's handling it very well."
"Do not despair. Getting over this illness will be, how do you say it? A piece of cake." Starfire tried her best to make them feel better, but she only made it worse.
The three groaned so loudly and raced for the bathroom. She heard sounds of "Quit blocking the doorway, Cyborg!", "Move you little grass stain!" and "Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" After that, she heard Cyborg and Beast Boy's screams and then their bodies hitting the wall.
"Was it something I said?" she wondered, hurt.
Sorry about all this trash. I guess now you know why I called it that huh? Anyway, review if you liked it!
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