A Wild Mary Sue Appeared!

Or: What would happen if that idealized character everyone hates was put into the reality of the Pokemon world.

Chapter 1: The Sympathetic Sue

Leaf sprinted through the woods, her Wortortle at her side following her. "Come on! That Vulpix ain't gonna get away this time!"

Wortortle nodded at its trainer and then looked back behind them, "Tortle! Wor! Wor!" That was Wortortle speak for 'Hurry up! I've seen Slowbro crawl faster than you!'

Red grumbled and followed, "I'm coming! I'm coming!" The Charmeleon, who happened to be his partner, running beside him seemed out of breath. "Arceus, Leaf, how fast can you sprint?"

Leaf ignored him and kept on chasing that Vulpix, "Torty! Rapid Spin!" It actually wasn't the nickname she gave Wortortle when she first got him as a Squirtle, but after he evolved, she couldn't help but call him that.

Wortortle responded to his trainer and withdrew himself into his shell before gaining speed with the spinning motion of his shell. The withdrawn pokemon bounced off the forest floor and towards the Vulpix at an impressive speed.

"Vul!" the Vulpix yelped as it fell to the ground. It seemed weakened, but not too weakened to make it faint. By then, Wortortle was out of his shell as it landed on the ground close to the wild Pokemon.

The Vulpix didn't seem to give up as it opened its mouth and spewed a steady stream of fire at the turtle.

"One more rapid spin!" Leaf commanded.

Wortortle nodded and withdrew himself again. Once the flames hit his hard shell, they were instantly deflected off.

Red had finally caught up to his female companion, "Have you caught it yet?"

"Almost," confirmed Leaf. "Torty! Aqua-Tail!"

Wortortle's tail then released a blue aura around it at streams of water spewed everywhere. He slammed his tail into Vulpix with one fluid motion.

Without waiting any more seconds, Leaf took out an empty pokeball and got into a dramatic throwing position, "All righty, Vulpix! You're mine!"

"WAIT!"

It was at this point where Leaf flinched and dropped the pokeball on the ground. That voice that screamed for her to wait was clearly not Red's, as it was female.

Red flinched a bit too, "The distort?"

Leaf, Wortortle, Red, Charmeleon, and even that Vulpix looked around quizzically.

She then appeared. Literally, out of nowhere. It was like she had an Abra that teleported her to the forest.

Her skin resembled ivory, her extremely long hair resembled ebony, and her eyes resembled the ocean made into a jewel. She was skinny and short, but her bust happened to be quite huge for a girl her age. She wore a shirt studded with rhinestones and torn jeans. She looked extremely ridiculous in the forest setting, even compared to Leaf with her skirt and saggy socks.

"Hello," the strange girl greeted.

Red turned his head sideways, "Who are you?"

The girl got into a dramatic position, "I am Isabella Lustre Golden Shining Magenta Platinum Diamond Pearl Dove! Or Bella Dove for short!"

Her name was definitely odd, even when most of the people in this world were named after minerals, colours, or elements.

Leaf nodded with some confusion, "Yeah, so... how can we help you?"

"Stop chasing this poor Vulpix!" Bella protested with a stomp of her foot.

That said stomp ended up squashing the poor Vulpix's tail.

"VUPIX!" the fox screeched. It pulled on its tail in an attempt to free itself.

Charmeleon and Wortortle winced at the poor fire type, both of them grabbing onto their own tails in fear of getting stepped on.

Bella didn't release her foot, "We don't hunt pokemon down to capture them if they don't want to be captured!"

Leaf was quizzical, "Um... then why is your foot still on that Vulpix's tail?"

Bella released her foot and grabbed the Vulpix into her arms, "What are you talking about? I'm saving this poor Vulpix from abusive trainer's like you!"

Red huffed, all ready annoyed with this girl's statements, "Lady, we were trying to capture it. That's what trainer's do!"

"No!" Bella protested. "Good trainers ask their pokemon to join them instead of weakening them down and squashing them into tiny balls!"

"You know, some Pokemon like their pokeballs," Leaf pointed out smartly. "It at least gives them a place to rest after battle."

Bella made a crying noise as she tightened her grasp on poor Vulpix, "Oh Red! How can you travel with such a cruel trainer? She abuses pokemon and squashes them into itty bitty balls! She's terrible!" As she wailed, she stuck her large bust out, for some very odd reason.

"Hey! You're gonna snap that Vulpix's spine!" Leaf screamed at Bella. The Pallet town girl quickly snatched Vulpix away from the insane-but-oddly-beautiful female and held it more gently. The Vulpix felt relief in Leaf's arms, it rested its head on her shoulder.

Red raised an eyebrow, "How do you know my name?" He did not recall announcing his name to her.

Bella seemed hurt when Red asked this, because she gasped loudly, "How can you not remember me, Red? We were in love!"

"In love?" Red questioned. "I've never met you until today!"

At this point, Bella started wailing like a Chansey that had its Egg stolen.

"NOOOOO! THAT EVIL SABRINA FROM SAFFRON CITY TOOK YOUR MEMORIES OF ME AWAY!"

Red and Leaf looked at each other.

"We've never been to Saffron yet," Leaf pointed out.

Red nodded, "I know."

"SEE? YOU CAN'T REMEMBER ME!" Bella then made some more crying noises as tears streamed down her face, her make up smudged in the process.

Wortortle turned to Charmeleon and spoke in their pokemon language that only pokemon could understand for some reason.

"Da fuq?" the water type started.

The fire type shrugged, "Don't worry, Torts, I'm just as confused as you."

"Do you know this girl? She said she knew Red."

"Dude, I've been with Red as long as you've been with Leaf, 6 months. I don't know nothing about Red before that."

Wortortle sighed, "Good point. Hey, do you think we should blast her with fire and water?"

"Not until we get the command," Charmeleon stated. "That won't be too long, hang in their."

Bella was still wailing, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT RED'S IN LOVE WITH AN ABUSIVE TRAINER!"

At this point, Red's face was filled with a blush. He started stuttering, "W-w-what? L-love?"

Leaf turned to him, smirking just a little bit, "Are you okay?"

Red did what he usually did when he had no idea what else to do, he turned his hat over his eyes and said nothing.

Leaf chuckled, "You know, you look funny when you get nervous."

Bella's wailing continued. She sat herself on the forest floor and curled up into a ball. It was like she was expecting Red to lean down and comfort her.

"YOU LEAVE ME IN A TIME LIKE THIS! JUST WHEN I'M RECOVERING AFTER MY TRAUMATIC PAST!" And without being asked, Bella went on about her childhood where she was apparently sexually assaulted by her father, uncle, school teacher, neighbour, and the death of her mother who happened to be abusive and jealous of her beautiful child. Red and Leaf stopped listening after her epic saga as: "The Chosen One."

"Psst!" Red said in Leaf's direction. "You're fast at thinking. Now what?"

Leaf though briefly, "... walk away."

Red nodded, "Okay."

They didn't even try to tiptoe away, they just made a dash for it, leaving that odd girl rambling on and on about how she had to live on her own as an orphan in some city that was probably not even real.

Leaf and Red made it to the pokemon centre in Celadon City.

What Leaf forgot however, was the fact that she was still holding the injured Vulpix in her arms.

"Hey, you forgot about the little guy," Red brought up.

"Huh?" Leaf looked down, "Oh! Sorry, Vulpix. Didn't mean to take you out of the woods."

Vulpix looked up at the new urban surroundings. It then looked at Leaf.

"Pix," Vulpix stated as it snuggled up to Leaf, not wanting to be let go.

"Hmm," Leaf stated with a happy look on her face. "Looks like I still got a Vulpix." She smiled and held her new Pokemon close to her, "Today was a good day."

Red scoffed, "Says you. You didn't have a crazy psycho bitch crying over you."

"At least we left her in the woods," Leaf reminded.

To that, Red smiled in relief, "Yeah, at least we got rid of her.

"GOT RID OF ME? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT RED? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU? ONLY YOU CAN MAKE ME FORGET ABOUT MY ALCOHOLIC AND ABUSIVE MOTHER WHO HATED ME DEARLY!"

Red's eyes widened, "Oh Arceus no..."

So... yeah. I call this chapter 1 of my Mary Sue parody series.

To BurningLeafshippers, I know I didn't put much shipping into this, but that's because Red and Leaf never met officially in the games and I don't have much to work off of.

For future chapters, I plan to use more heroineXhero ships. (Hoennshipping, Fortuneshipping, etc.) But before that, I have a tearful confession.

I haven't played Black or White yet, so I can't write Visor of Chessshipping pieces.

My dearest apologies to any of those shippers, but it wouldn't feel right for my to write about a ship I don't even know.

Please don't send your pseudo-legendaries to kill me! Please!

Well, I guess... see you next time? Maybe?

K'bye.

Disclaimer: I do not own a thing! If I did, then I'd be a rich person.