Fandom: Gundam Wing
Disclaimers: I do no own Gundam Wing. If I did I would not be working at a supermarket for 40 hours a week. Don't sue me, the only think you'd get from me is an annoying 8 year old brother.
Warnings: OCC-ness, Japanese, Bizarreness, beefsteaks.
Rating: PG
The battle was intense. Deathscythe and Wing were currently surrounded by OZ LEOs.. And things were not looking good.. Of course, none of the surrounding Mobil Suits posed much of a challenge to the Gundams, it was more the sheer number that surrounding them. Both Heero and Duo were used to fighting a few people who posed more of a challenge, rather than hordes with no skill whatsoever. This fight was rather disappointing actually.
That was why Duo was not surprised to hear Heero shouting over the intercom "Where is my teki!"
Understanding how Heero could get so frustrated, Duo still felt the need to reply over the intercom, "Heero… all of these people are your enemy (teki)!"
"Duo no baka! I mean my beefsteak (teki)!" came the reply from over the intercom.
If you could call a raging wild fire a flame, then you could also call the emotion that Duo felt shock… "Heero? Are you sure you're feeling okay?"
"I'm fine! Now tell me where my beefsteak is!"
"…" There was nothing really that Duo could say to that… well except for maybe "Heero, if you really want a beefsteak that badly, I'm sure that the Outback Steakhouse down there has one…" Of course Murphy chose to smile down upon Heero; for at that very moment, a LEO choose to crash right into said Outback Steakhouse, demolishing it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What have you done, you OZ bastard! You've destroyed my beefsteak! You shall pay for that" And of course they did. Heero managed to make extremely short work of all the surrounding mobile suits, while all that Duo could do was watch.
Duo learned a very important lesson that day. When Heero starts to demand random pieces of meat, for god's sake, get it for him as quickly as possible.
Author's notes: This story was inspired by a sound clip that my cousin sent me, with Heero Saying "Ore no teki wa doko da!" (Where is my rival)… but it's so much fun to take things out of context. Oh and reviews are appreciated. Flames are not turned down either, I've been thinking of having a barbeque recently.