Mario Bros. go to McDonalds
Written by: smashbrosfiend
Employee: How may I help you?
Mario: I would like a mushroom.
Employee: We don't have those here.
Mario: What the f*ck did you just say, b*tch?!?
Employee: Don't go there…or I'll bring a missile launcher to a fist fight.
Luigi: What-a does that mean?
Employee: It means I'm gonna shoot you're a**hole off.
Mario: Oh yeah?!?
Employee: DID I STUTTER?
Luigi: Yes. Yes you f*cking did.
Little girl: Mommy, make the UGLY Italians STOP! *Crying*
Mother: You two have serious problems. *Hands Mario a psychiatrist card*
Mario: Oh, so you think the Mario Bros. are stupid?
Mother: *Picks up little girl and runs*
Employee: So, do you want some nuggets with that?
Luigi: Yeah, and we'll take it to GO.
END
I do not own the Mario Bros.
Or McDonalds.