I saw i got a notification from youtube. The video's title was "I ran away…" and it was posted by amazingPhil. He started in a new location, somewhere we've never seen before. "Hey guys, so I wanted to tell you something. But Dan must never hear about it, alright?" he said. "I ran away!" and he threw up his arms in excitement. "but I have a reason for it. I wanted someone to hang out with because we are hermits. Then a few months back I met this girl online and we met a couple of times and it has escalated. So, instead of telling Dan and moving out. In the middle of the night I ran off with my girl!" he almost seemed proud of himself. I almost felt offended, like he had ran off on me.
"like don't get me wrong, Dan was a wonderful partner just… I don't know. It just didn't work. And this girl!" his words and enthusiasm sickened me. Was he really that rude to never tell his partner he had left with someone else? And they seemed happy, they fit like a puzzle. What went wrong? He continued "she is from my home town, Manchester. And she has a great sense of humor." he went and told the whole Internet about his (what I now assume) girlfriend. "she can cook also which helps when you live in a country house." wait. He ran off with this girl in the middle of the night and doesn't even mentions it to his roommate. This is making enough sense to confuse me.
A distant womanly voice came from outside his room "Philharmonic sweety, supper!"
"that's the misses calling. Tell you more later and bye!" and it ended. Misses? Misses?! Did he marry her already. Poor Dan. I looked to see if anyone tweeted Dan the video, but no one did. That would have broke his heart maybe.
About a week later amazingPhil had another video called "love this!" which almost angered me. "hey guys, so I went to the supermarket today and one of you asked me why I chose my wife over Dan. And it has a simple answer, because I actually love her!" If I could have I would have slapped him. Dan deserves a better friend or even acquaintance better than Phil right now. "she doesn't get mad if I eat the cereal, and she doesn't harass me. She is just wonderful. She, sadly, doesn't want anything youtube on her yet but she will, one day. Sorry for the short video. Bye!"
On Dan's live show that week (cause younow wasn't working) he said that a note of Phil's door said he wanted time alone and his door wasn't able to be opened. But the rest of the liveshow he didn't address anything else about it.
Many months go by with no word from either person, from twitter or any other social media. Then amazingPhil posts another video called "guess what?!" half excited half scared I watched. It was a lengthy video but the point was to say the he and his wife are going to have a child and they have been and will be planning for a while. Then I decided that the phandom needed to do something, somehow. So, I tweeted Danisnotonfire the last amazingPhil videos. And asked what he thinks. Then I think someone found it and did the same thing and it grew till Dan tweeted a .gif Rose from Dr. Who from that one episode at the end. But what was the worst thing, the phandom tried but we could never get them to talk. From total strangers on the internet to partners to, then again, total strangers on the Internet. We have yet to learn who Phil decided was more important than anyone else. But, from what I have heard, they have never spoken to each other.