The Secret Meetings of the Order of the Phoenix
Chapter 1
It has been recently discovered that Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Head of Gryffindor House; Transfiguration Professor; Deputy Headmaster and late Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Order of Merlin, First Class; Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, and Grand sorcerer, left memories in his office concerning meeting of the Order of the Phoenix, both past and present. I feel that it is my duty (an: hahahahaha dooty) to inform, you, the most interested reader, of the contents of said above meetings, as this was Dumbledore's wish. The following is a transcripts, however, due to Professor Snape's incessant mumbling and vulgarity, may have been paraphrased where necessary. So, without further ado:
" Now," began a younger looking Alastor Moody , "You are all here, I presume, because you want to be part of the force to stop the Dark Lord ----
"Don't say the---"began Peter Pettigrew.
"Oh. Is little Petty Poo scarre—" began James Potter
"That's enough Potter!" screamed Moody. "Now, as I was saying. You are all here because you want to be part of the force to stop Lord Voldemort's reign of terror. You are now all part of a secret organization called the Order of the Phoenix. I expect you all to now give proper greeting to the one man Voldemort has always feared, Albus Dumbledore."
Claps fill the room as a flamboyantly dressed wizard stands. As the man makes a motion, the room falls silent.
"Hello old and new members." Booms the man, "I, Albus Dumbledore, greet you all to a new meeting of the Order of the Phoenix. I am proud to say deaths are down and Voldemort seems to be going into hiding. Lucius has successfully been feeding us information about Voldemort though nobody knows it. It turns out that snake Severus Snape has been killing left and right"
At that moment a patronus in the shape of a fox entered the house. It said " We've been discovered." Then it disappeared in a poof.
Dumbledore than said, " Leave, all of you. I shall tell you when to return and where the next rendezvous point will be. Now go."
At this moment the memory gets foggy. I plan to later continue on documenting these meetings. However, I am stopping for the moment for I am tired and must retire to my quarters.