They're Pinky and the Brain, they're pinky and the brain, this fanfic is wild, but in RL the author is sane,
to prove their mousey worth, they'll overthrow the Earth, they're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain!
One day in ACME labs, the Brain was scheming.
"I just don't get it Brain," said Pinky. "Why are we still trying to take over the world? It's 2017, we're mice, we
should be dead by now, after all we were born in the 90's "
"That's the most intelligent statement to ever come out of your mouth, Pinky. Stop it! Stop being smart!" said the Brain
swatting Pinky over the head with a fly swatter.
"Ouch, Brain, that smarts!" said Pinky. The Brain rolled his eyes.
"Visual novels are all the rage these days, Pinky. I can't believe I'm asking you this again, but are you pondering
what I'm pondering?" asked the Brain.
"I think so Brain, but an entire novel about eyeballs? Wouldn't that only appeal to a small number of optomotrists?"
asked Pinky. The Brain once again swatted Pinky.
"I will create a popular series of visual novels. In the final level, I will place subliminal messages, forcing
everyone to surrender to me" said the Brain. Then he began programming a visual novel.
You are a cat. Your name is Rita. You love to catch mice. When you catch twenty mice, the gateway will open, for the twenty first mouse holds
the answer!
"There, the first level is done!" said the Brain.
Later...
You reach the final mouse. You can't eat this one. You are compelled to look into his eyes.
This one has a bulbous brain. This one is worthy of saving. This mouse alone will rule the world, for it is the might of one
mouse, not the majority of mice, that is worthy of praise!
"Brain," said Pinky, tapping him on the shoulder. "Can I have an Easter egg in it?"
"No, Pinky. I don't celebrate Easter" replied the Brain.
"No, no no, Brain you know, an Easter egg, something hidden in the game" said Pinky.
"Very well. If you push Q three times in the final level, your face comes up instead of mine" said the Brain.
"Oooh, I like that. Narf!" said Pinky.
"Here, YOU program it in" said the Brain, figuring Pinky couldn't program his way out of a paper bag.
"Okay, zort!" said Pinky.
"Hahaha, finally, I will reign supreme. No way Pinky will outprogram me" said the Brain.
People buy the game, they get to the end...and...everyone worships Pinky, who completely re-programmed the game with
help from seventeen different cartoon villains.
"I took over the world! Yeah, that's right, I was the smart one the whole time" said Pinky.
The End