**I have truly gone insane /evilly grins/. I have crossed Harry Potter
into the world of Invader Zim.. Hehehehe..**
**Matching character with character was extremely hard, but it was done. This story shouldn't take too long to finish.**
**I do not own any of these characters but Kree. Qui and Vi belong to themselves. (oh yeah and also Qui and Vi, don't think this is the story I was talking about of putting you in. It's another one).**
**Enjoy!**
**Kree**
**NOTE**
**I've actually posted this story once before, but due to my laziness, I was pointed out of my slight plagiarizing. I took the story off Fanfiction.net and most ignored it.**
**Recently, I've been looking for the right story for a parody, which has been of course, most unsuccessful. I kept thinking back to this one and my many plans for this. . . .**
**So I've decided to come back and revise it greatly. So the readers who enjoyed this story before and reviewed, here ya go.**
**Enjoy**
**Kree**
Kree turned her head to face Dib with a catlike grin stretched out upon her face, flipping her hair with her hand. They were right by the opening of the fence to Zim's house. "I heard that Zim was just updating his Irken Encyclopedia and Web today. We should go hack it." She grinned at him.
"Excellent idea," he grinned back. "Can't let him know something we don't . . ."
"Guess what? I've found a new way to get inside the house." Kree exclaimed.
"Really? What is it?"
"You brought the hover helmets your dad invented with you, right?"
"Yeah, right here." He pulled them out of the black bag he was carrying.
"Okay, do you see the highest window," she pointed to the window near the top. "I have concluded that there is NO security there. That way, we can get in through there, crawl on the walls with your dad's specialized gloves and boots and then make it to the lab downstairs." Kree exclaimed.
"Wow, that's really simple," Dib started. "Like when GIR just leaves the door open."
"So, you ready?" She grinned strapping on the hover helmet.
"Ready . . .but still . . . I wish my dad could invented something else other than the hover helmet to use . . ." Dib grumbled as Kree laughed. "What? I'm serious! I'm still worried about the piggies."
"Come on, let's go." Kree pushed a few buttons on the helmet and she began floating in the air. Dib too, pressed some buttons and followed her. They flew over to the window, above the lawn gnomes so they didn't come into view. They opened the window, went inside, and clung to the ceiling like a spider. They shut off the helmets and started crawling on the walls and ceiling to the table in the living room.
All of a sudden, GIR came in skipping with chocolate bubble gum, humming a little tune. Dib was about to stay near the corner of the ceiling and hide but Kree pulled him back. "Hold on, I have a better idea." She whispered.
She jumped off the wall and landed lightly on the ground. "Hello GIR." She smiled sweetly at him.
"Hi Kree!!!!" GIR dropped the chocolate bubble on the ground and ran over to her. He hugged her and squeezed her tightly.
"Hi GIR," she hugged him back. Dib chuckled to himself as he watched the brilliant and ingenious actress perform her magic. "We came to visit Zim, can you open the elevator for us?"
"OKAY!!!" He shouted happily. "OPEN UP ELEVATOR!"
The table went up and Kree and Dib were able to get in. 'Thank you, GIR. Now have a nice time watching the Scary Monkey Show," she said amiably as both Dib and Kree stepped into the elevator.
"OKAY!!" As the elevator went down, Dib saw GIR turn on the TV and laugh to himself. Dib let out a sigh of relief. So far, everything had been going their way.
Soon, the elevator landed and they stepped out. They went over to the computers and started searching for the information. They were very familiar with the Irken computer and knew how to control them very well. However, they found nothing on the computers that was very new as they opened the files on the computers and searched and scanned through them.
"Do you think that Zim hasn't opened it yet and installed it?" Dib asked her.
"That could be." She nodded. "Should we check the import room to see if he's gotten any disks or anything?"
"Or anything more?" He grinned. "Why not? Who knows what we could find?"
"Okay," she grinned back as they walked over to a door. She typed in a password on the wall and she spoke her name. Just recently, she hacked into Zim's computers and allowed their own access. They stepped in but all at once, they heard alarms and sirens going off at once.
"Damn . . ." Kree muttered. "Looks like Zim installed more security here."
"Let's get out of here," Dib hurried but all of a sudden, the room began to lower itself. "What the-" Dib saw everything rise above them. The floor was lowering into a large square pit. Before they knew what was happening, Kree felt a fire start behind her.
"He's going to burn us in here!" She yelled and then she felt an explosion behind her. She flew towards Dib and knocked him down. The back of her trenchcoat got a bit burned. She stood up and helped Dib up. "Turn on you hover helmet!" She shouted to him. "We'll try to fly out of here!"
Both of their hands typed the buttons furiously. Kree began to rise, but Dib began floating from side to side. "Crap, I got the combination wrong." He tried to type but it was hard to get it right as he went from side to side.
"DIB! WATCH OUT FOR THE FIRE!" She screamed at him and lunged to get him out of the way. She held his hand and she got to the ground. "Hold on to me and turn off the helmet. I'll just get you out of here." He quickly switched the switch and wrapped his arms around her. She went up and up, but then, another explosion went off. The force separated them, sending Dib to the ground from fifteen feet unconscious . . .
**No Harry Potter in this prologue yet. Next chapter. This is just the short prologue . . .**
**I'll get the next chapter in shortly, maybe even today."
**plz review!**
**Kree**
**Matching character with character was extremely hard, but it was done. This story shouldn't take too long to finish.**
**I do not own any of these characters but Kree. Qui and Vi belong to themselves. (oh yeah and also Qui and Vi, don't think this is the story I was talking about of putting you in. It's another one).**
**Enjoy!**
**Kree**
**NOTE**
**I've actually posted this story once before, but due to my laziness, I was pointed out of my slight plagiarizing. I took the story off Fanfiction.net and most ignored it.**
**Recently, I've been looking for the right story for a parody, which has been of course, most unsuccessful. I kept thinking back to this one and my many plans for this. . . .**
**So I've decided to come back and revise it greatly. So the readers who enjoyed this story before and reviewed, here ya go.**
**Enjoy**
**Kree**
Kree turned her head to face Dib with a catlike grin stretched out upon her face, flipping her hair with her hand. They were right by the opening of the fence to Zim's house. "I heard that Zim was just updating his Irken Encyclopedia and Web today. We should go hack it." She grinned at him.
"Excellent idea," he grinned back. "Can't let him know something we don't . . ."
"Guess what? I've found a new way to get inside the house." Kree exclaimed.
"Really? What is it?"
"You brought the hover helmets your dad invented with you, right?"
"Yeah, right here." He pulled them out of the black bag he was carrying.
"Okay, do you see the highest window," she pointed to the window near the top. "I have concluded that there is NO security there. That way, we can get in through there, crawl on the walls with your dad's specialized gloves and boots and then make it to the lab downstairs." Kree exclaimed.
"Wow, that's really simple," Dib started. "Like when GIR just leaves the door open."
"So, you ready?" She grinned strapping on the hover helmet.
"Ready . . .but still . . . I wish my dad could invented something else other than the hover helmet to use . . ." Dib grumbled as Kree laughed. "What? I'm serious! I'm still worried about the piggies."
"Come on, let's go." Kree pushed a few buttons on the helmet and she began floating in the air. Dib too, pressed some buttons and followed her. They flew over to the window, above the lawn gnomes so they didn't come into view. They opened the window, went inside, and clung to the ceiling like a spider. They shut off the helmets and started crawling on the walls and ceiling to the table in the living room.
All of a sudden, GIR came in skipping with chocolate bubble gum, humming a little tune. Dib was about to stay near the corner of the ceiling and hide but Kree pulled him back. "Hold on, I have a better idea." She whispered.
She jumped off the wall and landed lightly on the ground. "Hello GIR." She smiled sweetly at him.
"Hi Kree!!!!" GIR dropped the chocolate bubble on the ground and ran over to her. He hugged her and squeezed her tightly.
"Hi GIR," she hugged him back. Dib chuckled to himself as he watched the brilliant and ingenious actress perform her magic. "We came to visit Zim, can you open the elevator for us?"
"OKAY!!!" He shouted happily. "OPEN UP ELEVATOR!"
The table went up and Kree and Dib were able to get in. 'Thank you, GIR. Now have a nice time watching the Scary Monkey Show," she said amiably as both Dib and Kree stepped into the elevator.
"OKAY!!" As the elevator went down, Dib saw GIR turn on the TV and laugh to himself. Dib let out a sigh of relief. So far, everything had been going their way.
Soon, the elevator landed and they stepped out. They went over to the computers and started searching for the information. They were very familiar with the Irken computer and knew how to control them very well. However, they found nothing on the computers that was very new as they opened the files on the computers and searched and scanned through them.
"Do you think that Zim hasn't opened it yet and installed it?" Dib asked her.
"That could be." She nodded. "Should we check the import room to see if he's gotten any disks or anything?"
"Or anything more?" He grinned. "Why not? Who knows what we could find?"
"Okay," she grinned back as they walked over to a door. She typed in a password on the wall and she spoke her name. Just recently, she hacked into Zim's computers and allowed their own access. They stepped in but all at once, they heard alarms and sirens going off at once.
"Damn . . ." Kree muttered. "Looks like Zim installed more security here."
"Let's get out of here," Dib hurried but all of a sudden, the room began to lower itself. "What the-" Dib saw everything rise above them. The floor was lowering into a large square pit. Before they knew what was happening, Kree felt a fire start behind her.
"He's going to burn us in here!" She yelled and then she felt an explosion behind her. She flew towards Dib and knocked him down. The back of her trenchcoat got a bit burned. She stood up and helped Dib up. "Turn on you hover helmet!" She shouted to him. "We'll try to fly out of here!"
Both of their hands typed the buttons furiously. Kree began to rise, but Dib began floating from side to side. "Crap, I got the combination wrong." He tried to type but it was hard to get it right as he went from side to side.
"DIB! WATCH OUT FOR THE FIRE!" She screamed at him and lunged to get him out of the way. She held his hand and she got to the ground. "Hold on to me and turn off the helmet. I'll just get you out of here." He quickly switched the switch and wrapped his arms around her. She went up and up, but then, another explosion went off. The force separated them, sending Dib to the ground from fifteen feet unconscious . . .
**No Harry Potter in this prologue yet. Next chapter. This is just the short prologue . . .**
**I'll get the next chapter in shortly, maybe even today."
**plz review!**
**Kree**