A/N: Okay First chapter of the newest "Oh My *insert food objects*" Series. Oh My Cheesepuffs! is finally here! Now then, the idea for the evil object in this chapter was thanks to Tay and I watching Fairly Odd Parents together xD (Which is odd.) Anyways. it was her idea for the setting and what we're doing. Also, Everything is backwards, meaning Carlisle's a baby, And everyone's human...but they still have their special abilities, (Like Edward's mind reading, Alice's psychicness, Jasper's empath pansy, female issue.) Once again, Random ijmaginary friend thanks to Fairly Odd parents xD Oh and icky Vicky won't take us out of the alternate world again until the very end of this Oh My Cheesepuffs!

Chapter One: Killer Bunnies.

TPOV:

So, we made it back to the random alternate universe, and were camping out in the darkness of the universe. We were camping out because Carmen(Actually Cameron, but imma call her Carmen from now on) and I did not want to wander around at night in an unknown place. Emmett and I were building a campfire, and planning on singing the Campfire song song from Spongebob later. Edward and Jasper were finding supplies because since we're all human and such, we need food. Just then a guinea pig appeared on my shoulder. "What the, where'd you come from?" I asked the guinea pig looking at him. "I come from The Ground."

"The ground?" I asked curiously, "I didn't think Guinea pigs lived in the gruond..."

"They don't. The place i am from is called The Ground, it's not actually the ground..."

"Oh...okay then...What's your name? I'm Tali"

"I'm Nimrod" The guinea pig jumped on top of my head.

"Okay Nimrod...do you like cakes, or corn on the cob?"

"Corn is better becaues it is healthier for you."

"But Cake tastes better."

"No. Corn tastes better."

"Corn sucks, cake rocks. End of story."

"NO CORN IS BETTER!" The guinea pig shouted.

Everyone was staring at me as if I had gone insane. "What?" I asked.

"You're talking to yourself...about corn and cake..." Emmett and Alice stated.

"No, I'm talking to..." I looked back on my shoulder and the guinea pig was gone. "I SWEAR! There was guinea pig!"

"No there wasn't you were talking to yourself." Emmett said.

"Okay fine there wasn't." I muttered.

There was a rustling outside the tent, where we got the tent I have no idea, but, Carmen and I screamed and started clinging to each other.

"Guys! it's just us!" Jasper and Edward said coming through the door.

Carmen and I let go of each other and I cralwed over to where Emmett was.

"Oh, wait, I forgot something." Edward said and Jasper, Alice and Carmen offered to go help with whatever it was. I was playing with Carlisle and Emmett was sitting in the corner. Once again the rustling started.

"Haha guys veery funny we know it's you." I said.

Emmett got up and looked out the tent's door. "Um, Tali, they're nowhere to be found...it's not them this time." Emmett sat back down next to Carlisle and I.

"So why is Carlisle a baby, it's weird."

Carlisle sputtered out a bunch of gibberish, and slobber, at Emmett. Emmett then put on a huge smile, which caused Carlisle to cry. I calmed him down, and a cute little bunny hopped into the tent.

"Aww Emmy look it's a cute bunny" I said. It then barred its teeth at us, growled, then jumped towards us.

"Emmy...I...I think that bunny has rabies." I ran behind Emmett to hide.

Just then about 100 more bunnies came pouring into the tent. "AH!" We both started screaming and trying to avoid the bunnies. Our clothes were tattered, torn, and our hair was a mess. The rest of the gang came into the tent, Jasper calmed the bunnies down and got them uot of the tent. While Emmett and I sat in the fetal position, back in the corners, crying, rocking back and forth.

"are you two okay?"

"No! The bunnies...they...they coulda killed us.." Emmett and I cried harder, and somehow managed to sleep for the night.