I don't own pokemon, if I did, team rocket would win and ash would just grow up and actually DO something with his life,
James: so Meowth, what's our next pika-snatching plan?
Meowth: don't look at me, Jessie said she was gonna take care o dis one
Jessie: oh, don't worry Meowth, I know exactly what we're going to do
James:…… and, what is it?
Jessie: nothing
Both:…………
Jessie: think about it,
That twerp always knows we're doing something evil and sends us blasting off right?
Both: right,
Jessie: well, if we aren't doing anything then we aren't doing anything evil
Both:……and?
Jessie: and he can't send us blasting off if we aren't doing anything evil,
And besides we could use a vacation
James: yeah, I-I guess so
Meowth:…….well, ok, I guess
Team rocket set about their latest evil scheme,
Doing nothing
Jessie began to lounge on a fold-out chair and try to get a tan
James decided to try out his new pocket tv and started watching the first series of pokemon
Whereas Meowth started wandering around
But all he found was a butterfree floating around and decided (like the cat he is) to chase it
He chased it around until it got really mad and used sleep powder on him,
Unfortunately, the twerps just happened to be coming down the road a little later on and spotted Meowth napping
As always, they assumed team rocket was up to something, but noticing that Jessie 'n' James weren't around, they decided to get their answers from Meowth
They picked him up and carried him to a pokemon centre where they convinced nurse joy that it had been abandoned and needed a place to stay
Nurse joy: oh that's awful,
I suppose it can stay here for a little while
So nurse joy set up a room with some cat food and a cat bed which they set Meowth in until he woke up
So, what do you think of the first chapter? Please review! XD