Ben 10 belongs to its respectful owners, not me. 50 stories like this should let you know how badly I'm turned on by crying and tragic but unintentionally hilarious death scenes. If not, I'll make even more. You cannot stop me!
D'Void, also known as the eternally sobbing father of various hideously disturbing baby!Sue Null Guardians, was once again tragically sobbing near a baby!Sue who had succumbed to an unknown, unnamed, and very plot convenient illness. We'll dub it "Plot Convenience Mega-AIDS-Cancer-Sudden-Death-Virus Syndrome." It's the most horrific illness known to living kind. It's also dumb as hell and reeks of laziness. But who cares!
"Oh, my poor BABY!" D'Void sobbed tearfully while wiping at his reddened eyes with a thick handkerchief. It had little baby ducks on it. That is not story relevant information, but I'll put it in there anyway. Because. "My poor baby! My poor, poor dead baby. My poor, poor dead baby who died tragically for the sake of the plot."
He blew his crooked honker loudly into the cloth. He sobbed harder before wiping his eyes. His shoulders moved up and down as he sobbed. I can't write anything without comically exaggerating it to cartoonish proportions that are detrimental to my desire to create dramatic, realistic toned angst scenarios. Whoops.
"Now, I shall play-by-play recap what happened instead of showing, because that is hard. Writing is hard," he sobbed. "Woe as me, my baby has died tragically of an unknown, unnamed illness. It conveniently makes me sob hysterically and sometimes shit my pants. Author appeal!" he cried woefully.
He fell down and passed out.
And then D'Void was a ghost-vampire-zombie.
TEH NED