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Fairy Godparents for Ranma

Episode 1: Enter Cosmo and Wanda / A Monstrous Meal

Featuring ... Ranma, Cosmo, Wanda, Akane,...

Ranma's day began with the normal craziness except that Kuno got a lucky shot at Ranma's ankle joint ,when Ryoga attacked Ranma. Ranma got more bruises than usually in that and also in the following fights because he couldn't use one of his legs in the fights because it hurt all the time.

So we will just skip the normal craziness and go to real story.

At the Tendo Dojo

When Ranma arrived there and opened the door, Genma and Soun stood in front of him. They heard that Ranma had a hard day and thought up a plan for Ranma and Akane again.

Genma began. "I have heard you had a hard day. You were hurt and we think that you need to be taken care of. You should stay here and recover."

"Pops cares about me? That's new to me."

Soun nodded. "That's right. We will leave. You need peace, silence and the love of your caring fiancée Akane. That's why me, Genma, Kasumi and Nabiki will leave you two alone."

Ranma snorted. "Figures! They try to set me up with Akane again." Ranma didn't go away from the door. "That's only some stupid plan to get me and Akane together! How could she take care of me if she can't even cook anyway! Also I went to Tofu before."

"You ungrateful brat!" Genma punched Ranma in the face so that he was knocked out. He gave Ranma to Soun who brought Ranma to Akane.

"Akane, since you are Ranma's fiancée, you have to take of him." Soun left quickly.

Akane's protests were not heard.

Outside

Genma, Soun, Kasumi and Nabiki went to an Italian restaurant, though Kasumi and Nabiki wondered why Akane and Ranma were not coming.

Later

Ranma woke up. "What knocked me out?" Then he remembered again. He clenched his fist. "That stupid Oyaji!"

Akane came. "So you are awake. That's good. Dinner is nearly ready."

Ranma gulped. "You have cooked."

"Yes. I've cooked a lot for you, because you need a lot of energy to recover. Not that I care about you." Akane saw Ranma's look. "And you will eat my food. I will bring it here now." Then she left.

Ranma was left in the room. He grabbed a ball that laid around and threw it away. He would have to eat Akane's toxic waste again if a wonder didn't happen. And in his condition it could kill him.

Then the ball he threw split. There was some magical smoke or something and then some flashy light. Two fairies appeared.

They chorused. "Hey, Ranma!"

They flew toward him. The male green-haired fairy spoke first. "I'm Cosmo."

Then the pink-haired female fairy spoke. "And I'm Wanda."

They flew back. Behind them were two floodlights and the words 'FAIRY GODPARENTS'. "And we are your fairy godparents!"

Wanda asked Ranma. "What do you think, Ranma?"

"I think I should show you to Cologne. She knows a lot about many things and I can eat at the Nekohanten." Ranma stood up and wanted to leave through the window.

"Hold it, tiger!" Wanda's wand glowed and Ranma crashed into a massive wall that appeared in front of the window. "You can't tell anyone about us."

"If you do, we will just go away forever."

"Why?"

"Look, that's what 'Da Rules' book says."

A thick book appeared over Ranma and fell on him.

"Oops. Sorry."

"There is lots of rules, Ranma."

Ranma lifted up the thick book. "Why are you here?"

Cosmo flew to Ranma. "We want to help you. We are magic." He threw some fairy dust into Ranma's face for a few times.

Wanda came closer to Ranma, too. "We grant wishes."

Then Ranma heard Akane shouting from the corridor. "I'm coming. You will get a large portion of my delicious self-made food."

Ranma shuddered and turned toward his new fairy godparents. "Can you let things disappear and appear somewhere far away from me?"

Cosmo replied. "HA! Nothing is more easy than that."

"Okay. Then I wish Akane's food was somewhere else and that she brought some edible food."

Cosmo and Wanda lifted their wands.

A few seconds later

Akane entered the room with a huge bowl.

Ranma looked at the bowl. It was filled with ramen. There were shrimps and chicken pieces. It was hot and smelled delicious. All in all, it didn't look bad. He grabbed the chopsticks, took one of the shrimps and put it in his mouth. He tasted it aaand ...

"It tastes good?"

Akane looked at Ranma with a certain shine in her eyes. "And you mean it?"

"Yeah."

"I can always cook more."

"NOOOO! Please no more! Euh, I mean I think that's enough."

Akane was confused about Ranma's reaction, but she didn't say anything.

A while later

Akane and Ranma were watching TV.

Then Akane looked at the fish bowl with two gold fishes in there next to Ranma. "Since when do you have gold fishes?"

Ranma whispered, so that Akane couldn't hear, what he said. "I wish I could come up with a good lie." Cosmo's and Wanda's wands glowed. "They are from the festival. I kept them."

"Oh, okay."

Akane and Ranma watched TV again ,when the show they watched it was interrupted.

They saw a newsman. "Hello, I'm Matt Itoldya, the show that maybe two people have been watching has been interrupted because of a monster attack."

The camera turned toward the battle in the background. A few martial artists and the Sailor Senshi were fighting a twenty meter tall slimy beast.

Ranma exclaimed. "Those are Happosai, Cologne, Genma, Soun, Ryoga, Mousse, Kuno, Shampoo and Ukyo."

Matt Itoldya continued. "Two mummies, seven superpowered martial artists and nine cheerleaders are fighting the beast in the background."

Several shouts followed.

"WE ARE NOT MUMMIES!"

"WE ARE NOT CHEERLEADERS!"

"WE ARE NOT SUPERPOWERED MARTIAL ARTISTS! Hey, wait a minute, that's a good thing!"

The newsman ignored the shouts in the background. He turned toward a man standing next to him.

The man introduced himself. "Hello, my name is Kenji Korororosawa. I'm a chef and expert for food."

"What can you tell me about the beast?"

"It has been made by a very bad cook."

Ranma turned toward Akane.

"Why do you stare at me like that? My food was edible, wasn't it?"

The interview continued. "Do you know who could have made it?"

The chef replied calmly. "It has to be a person who gets easily angry or is often angry, likes brute instruments of destruction and is a horrible actor. The beast is really bad at acting like Godzilla."

"Could you explain why to us?"

"Everyone knows the saying you are what you eat. There is also a second saying. The food you are preparing is what you are."

"Thank you for the enlightening words." Matt and Kenji shook hands.

"It was a pleasure." Kenji smiled into the camera. Then he ran away screaming like a girl. He ran some circles and finally ran into a lantern.

Matt and everyone else who was watching him sweatdropped. It only got larger ,when Kenji got up and ran into the same lantern again.

Matt continued. "Ahem. So you heard it. Don't let persons who get easily angry or are often angry, like brute instruments of destruction and are a horrible actor into a kitchen."

In the background, the battle ended. The beast was frozen by an ice attack and Ryoga used the Bakusai Tenketsu on the frozen beast.

"Oh! The battle ended! Maybe we can get some interviews with our saviors."

Akane switched off the television. "I think I will cook something. I'm hungry."

Ranma cringed but he didn't say anything. He felt kinda guilty for the monster attack.

Akane left the room. Since Ranma didn't protest, she assumed Ranma had nothing against it.

"Cosmo! Wanda! I wish Akane couldn't enter the kitchen."

Cosmo's and Wanda's wands glowed.

Akane wanted to enter the kitchen ,when she crashed into something like an invisible wall.

She hit the wall, ran against it and used her mallet with no success. She had been trying to break the wall for minutes, when she gave up.

She was tired.

Ranma came, too. He had thought about what he should say before. "I think you should rest a bit and go sleeping."

"Maybe. I put a lot of work into my food."

"I know I have watch" Ranma bit back the last few words. He only completed it in his head. "I have watched it on TV."

Akane passed Ranma, went to her room, laid on her bed and slept.

Down in the kitchen were Ranma, Cosmo and Wanda.

"Thank you guys! Can you grant me another wish?"

"Sure! Anything! What is it?"

"Can you cure me from my Jusenkyo curse?"

Cosmo and Wanda lifted their wands.

Then the 'Da Rules' book fell on Ranma. Wanda read a passage from the book. "Fairy magic can not be used to cure Jusenkyo curses. Sorry, Ranma."

Ranma got up and shrugged. "I didn't believe it would work anyway. Still it was worth a shot. Thank you guys for helping me."

Cosmo answered. "That's what we are here for."

Then Ranma's stomach growled. He made a big sandwich.

Ranma left the kitchen, when he heard that Genma, Soun, Kasumi and Nabiki came back.

"So how was your time alone with Akane, boy?"

"It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be."

"So you like her and want to marry her now?"

"NEVER!"

Back in the kitchen

Cosmo ate Ranma's sandwich. "Why do I feel so strong, confident ,honorable and like I couldn't tell anyone an outright lie now?"

Moral of the episode: Food tells a lot about the people who eat them and make them.

I figured Ranma needs some help outside of fights. I like 'The Fairly OddParents'. So when I watched one episode I came up with the idea of giving Ranma Cosmo and Wanda.

That's it for now! I hope you liked it.