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One shot dribbles. A selection of emails found on the Torchwood database relating to a variety of subjects.
Coffee Machine
From: Jack Harkness
To: All
Right, now that Tosh has fixed the glitch in the email system (thank you a thousand times) lets get back to business.
Who broke Ianto's coffee machine? Come on guys, you all know that the coffee machine is sacred and no-ones hands but Ianto's may touch it. Own up now or he is threatening to serve you all decaf until the culprit is found.
Jack
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From: Owen Harper
To: Jack Harkness
Please tell the teaboy that no matter what the girls say I had nothing to do with the stupid coffee machine breaking. I haven't been within 6 foot of his precious baby.
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From: Gwen Cooper
To: Jack Harkness
Sorry Jack, I've got no idea who broke Ianto's coffee machine. When I came back in after lunch yesterday there it was in pieces. The only person around other then Ianto was Owen I think. Don't tell him I said so.
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From: Toshiko Sato
To: Jack Harkness
It's not a problem fixing the email's, I think it broke after someone tried sending a huge attachment through. Doesn't matter, its all sorted now.
As for the coffee machine, I have no idea who broke it. Owens the most likely culprit since he barely knows how to turn the computers on.
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From: Jack Harkness
To: Owen Harper
Are you sure Owen? It's just that you have a habit of breaking things around here and the girls both deny having anything to do with it.
Oh, and Ianto says its coffee-boy, not teaboy.
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From: Owen Harper
To: Jack Harkness
Alright, I may have possibly tried to make some coffee but it's his fault that it broke seeing as he won't allow us to keep any instant coffee in case of emergencies. I needed a caffeine fix and Ianto wasn't around. Not my fault.