niShTIanN bY: Amsaac (amRIt + isaCC) 2018-05-26
One day, NaTe the big gay was walking down his neighbourhood street. He was having a great day and then suddenly he found SOMETHING called a Christian. They stared at each other for a solid 66 seconds until the wild Christian walked towards him.
In a very high pitched feminine voice, Nate said, "What are you? He said "you look like an alien!"
"No I just have a big forehead." Christian replied "It's genetically modified due to the rays of sunlight here in Canada, cant you see this blinding bright snow!?" Christian said.
"Sunglasses exist dumbo," Nate replied
"Don't insult my forehead and it's 66 iq!" Christian said. They then walked away from each other. Nate felt weird though. Nate was feeling some sexual electricity between each other, and without even knowing it, Christians foREheAD NuttED,and it also gREAtly expANDed.
"How am I going to frICk (FAMILY FRIENDLY LANGUAGE) an alien?"Nate thought to himself. "It will eventually work."
So later that day, Christian went to nAtE stoRKS house, he told him,
"Hey, I've been thinking about you, I really want to giv u the zooper zucc, are you in or are you out?"
"This is really complicated, but I know you want me too because YOUR PANT IS MILK." MOANED CHRISTIAN.
"It is all good in the sesame street, I got a maid," Nate bERd said.
"I got to go eat bye ha bye." Christian replied and swiftly ran away to the nearest room.
nATe was feeling giey, he needed to become content due to the amount of stress he was feeling, the worse thing was is that they realized they are in the same class next week, sitting next to each other, side by side, 180 degrees. Suddenly, nAAAAte the gay felt a strong presence. Christians forehead was vibrating. Something spoke to him saying "Meet at 35.9078° N, 127.7669° E in 5 minutes.
After 5 minutes passed, he was knocked out and saw many gay flags. He was then transported to plastic surgery and woke up as a female. Finally, they can technically be straight together.
A couple weeks after this occurred, they got married in a "uGANdan giey MarriAGE SITe". They were so excited to be executed after marriage due to the amount of raging 11-year-old boys who think uganda is a dead meme.
" cHRIstian, we must find the commanda, we will conqa." Nate Dork SAID.
"DID YOU JUST SAY CONQA!11!" "this is over! I'm breaking up with you! Go get a different husband u ThoT!" Christian blurted, and exited the room.
After months of meditation, Nate decided to enter the dating app called "Find your AUTUMNAL THOTS TODAY! GET THE ZOOPER ZUCC, BUY ONE THOT, GET ONE THOT FREE!111!1" And so Nautumn was created.