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bY: Amsaac (aMrIt + IsaCC)
2018-05-26 (cool date)
One blooming summer day a little thot named AleJaNdRO was in need for zOoPeR ZuCC. He searched far and wide all over vine and couldn't find anything. Generally, if he did not have zooper zucc by 6:66pm/am (no one cares time zones giey) will die, this following poem represents that:
My name AleJaNdRo, I need some zucc
If I don't get it now, I wont shut up
You better end ur life or you will kill yo self
But listen hear beach, your about to frown
U piece of nutty trash always in our stuff
This poem is good
So
Shut
Yo
Mouth
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Wow, that poem was insane! Almost as viewed as dEspAciTOE. Finally, one day he found it. The true zuCC. Although he was committing adultery, he doesn't care. He has an atheist tattoo.
Since he found the zOOper zUcC he knew that there has to a female apprentice that will OnE HundREd PerCENt be hs zuCC Waifu. The little giey thinker was a GiRL names Avery HUE-EN. The second he saw the face, he instantly nUTtEd. She even likes ifunny memes and LiT memes like him!
On their first date, he knew he had to impress her. So he bought those hoodies that have half a torso and wore it without a shirt (he wanted her to see his FaT beLLy.
He skid right into the resteraunt with his cool second Avery saw AleJanDro she instantly wanted to end society, she saw his nutt-iful face and knew he was the one she will giv the zik.
"Wowzie, you are fat!" exclaimed Avery.
"I lift bread," Alejandro retorted
Alejandro got so many looks. He thought they were complimentary, but boy was he wrong.
"Welcome to McDonalds what may I get for you?" the waitress asked.
"This ain't McDonalds you got waitresses and menus," Alejandro replied.
"Sorry, I got confused." He said
"Hey, Avery, is your body from McDonalds because im loving it ;)" Alejandro creepily blurted.
"EWWWW! YOU CREEP! THIS IS OVER! GET AWAY U LITTLE GIEY!" Avery KINDLY responded.
After this TraGIc event, Alejandro went through mild depression. He wanted to end society itself and needed to kill himself. Avery on the other hand gave no sheats. She knew that the one for her was AleJandro, she went to his house later that day.
"ALEX! IM HERE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT!" She yelled
"What do you think this is? A FanFiction made by to elemtary school studends they made over discord at 5:45-7:00pm?" Alex said;
"Probably," Avery responded.
"Listen Alex, I wrote you a poem,"
Alex oh Alex you wonderful man, you trust
Everything, you are my lamb
Alex oh Alex, you are very hot, but listen here man
If you dont come back, I WILL TAKE YOUR
PANTS!
Yes I am aware of this great poem, it makes you feel
Like drax from "Pale!"
"Listen here Avery, that poem was nice of you, but listen to me, it sucks." AlejanDRo told her.
"YoU mIgHt waNT tO bE caRFul whEN yOU slEEP aT nIGHt" Avery responded,
"tHis iS nOT oVEr"
After this event Alejandro made it a point to be alive, he wanted ot make his life the most out of it as he could, he went on more adventures, he lifted more than bread loafs, and most of all, he got zOOper zUCC. But due to his mILd dePPreSsion, he commited suicided.