This story, my friends, is not exactly story, but more of a collection of short to medium- length one-shots that have nothing to do with one another. This will go on until I run out of ideas- these all just sprung into my head at once while walking the dog.

Title: A Series of Random Organization XIII One-Shots

Rating: K+. No clue what will happen in the future- rating subject to change.

Summary: Just what the title says. A bunch of one-shots written by me, centralizing around the Organization XIII. First up: Luxord and Xemnas play blackjack!

Disclaimer: I do not, except in my fantasy world of a mind, own Kingdom Hearts. That's it. Don't sue me, or there will be problems.

Luxord and Xemnas Play Blackjack!

"Hit me."

Luxord looked up, stroking his mustache. "Are you sure?"

"Yes. Hit me."

Luxord raised his hand. "Are you absolutelysure?"

"YES, DAMNIT! HIT ME!"

"Whatever you say, Superior." Luxord threw a card out of his hand to Xemnas, who caught it and looked down. Nine of diamonds, five of spades, seven of hearts...

He said something unprintable and threw the cards on the kitchen table in a fit of rage. "25.'

Luxord smiled slightly and placed his cards done- Jack of clubs, Five of hearts, five of clubs, and ace of spades. "21."

"That's IMPOSSIBLE!" His companion shouted, jumping out of the chair he was sitting in. "That's your sixteenth in a row!"

Luxord shook his head. "Superior, I'm very talented at blackjack. No need to get upset."

"I'm not upset,I'm furious!"

"That's quite apparent."

"You think?"

"Superior, calm down. You'll upset the cards." Luxord put a finger to his lips.

"Screw the cards, you frigging CHEATER! I should blow you away and send you to the void-"

"I'm not a cheater!" the neatly-ordered man looked taken aback at the comment. "You just are really bad."

"Really bad, my ass."

"Here, try again." Luxord picked the cards up off of the table and dealt them out again. Xemnas looked down. Nine of diamonds, five of spades-

"Hit me."

Luxord threw a card to him.

Seven of hearts.

Xemnas threw the cards back down on the table, growling. "25."

Luxord put down a Jack of clubs, five of hearts, five of clubs, and ace of spades. "21."

"THIS IS SO STUPID, YOU CHEATING MOTHER-"

"Superior, wasn't that you that said we weren't allowed to use foul language while near to Kingdom Hearts because it gives off negative energy?"

Xemnas and Luxord both looked at the door and glared at the blond standing by it, leaning against the frame.

"Out, Demyx."

"Well, gee, so nice of you to come by and see how we're doing, Demyx. Oh, you're welcome! So how is your day going? Oh, just fine. You know, I just have to walk into the kit-"

"OUT, Demyx."

Demyx looked at the table. "'Whatcha playing?"

"Blackjack. Out."

"Oh. Having fun?"

"Tons. Get out."

"Who's winning?"

"Luxord. Get out."

"Luxord, did you just refer to yourself in the third person? 'Cuse that's just really weird."

"Yes. I don't care. Out."

"So, superior, how stupid do you have to be to challenge Luxord to blackjack?"

"Call me stupid again and I will blow you into oblivion. Get OUT."

"But you get the same hand every time, you know. The cards never change."

"I don't care, Demy- WHAT?" Xemnas's eyes went wide as what Demyx said sunk in. "You're kidding!"

"Nope. Write down the cards and compare them."

Luxord flushed, angrily or embarrassedly, who knew. "Demyx?"

"Yes?"

"GET THE HELL OUT."

"Alright, geeze, I'm going, no need for violence..." Demyx turned around and started to walk down the hall. "All I wanted was a glass of water..."

Xemnas looked at Luxord. "He better be wrong."

Luxord gulped, then dealt the cards again. Xemnas looked down. Nine of diamonds, five of spades...

"Hit me."

Seven of hearts.

Xemnas said something unprintable again and put them down. "25. Again."

Luxord's hand shook slightly as he place his cards- Jack of clubs, five of hearts, five of clubs, and ace of spades.

"Why you little-"

"Superior, please, calm down-"

"I'M NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN, YOU CHEATING LITTLE-"

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

We interrupt this potentially violent scene to bring you a special report to tell you...

Everything is absolutely fine!

We would also like to take this time to tell you that somebody has a car with the license plate of '655-JKKL' in the parking lot. Would you please move your car and turn off your lights? Thank you.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

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Xemnas walked into the living room ten minutes later, looking somewhat sorrowful. Xigbar was sitting in a chair, reading a book.

"So, you played blackjack against Luxord, huh?"

"How'd you find out?"

"Demyx. He only told the whole castle."

"Great. How many of them laughed their behinds off?"

"Believe it or not, no one. Axel and Roxas did an awesome impression of you and Luxord playing Blackjack, though. We all laughed at that."

"Great. Just great."

"It was. Where is Luxord, anyway?"

Xemnas hung his head in mock sorrow. "He's in a better place now."

Xigbar, confused, walked out of the room, down the hallway, and into the kitchen... to find Luxord huddled in a corner, shaking.

"What's wrong, old man?"

"They're- coming-"

"Eh?"

"They- want to-"

"Who wants to do what, old timer?"

"They- want to hurt my cards-"

"Who, Luxord?"

"They- them-"

"WHO IS THEM?"

Luxord looked up, face red.

"THE MONKEYS!"

Well, that's it for blackjack. Next up: Numbers 5 and 6 vs. 8 and 13... in Volleyball!

If you have a request for a short one-shot, put it down when you review. I'll put it on the list if I can think of something!

Love,

RCK