A/N
He-he the idea came for this story was from the other day being sleep deprived and listening to Green Christmas by Barenaked Ladies and realised it fit my Bad Frog so one thing led to another in my mind, but hope you enjoy the antics.
In this ho,iday story, our favourite Bad a Frog Constantine has to spend Tne holiday season with his good frog of a cousin Kermit but maybe the Christmas spirit will get to him despite not celebrating Christmas in so long plus in this first chapter there's lots of antics.
"Wow it's December meaningbChristmas is coming right, the time where you and your friends are all merry and bright right?" a familiar russian accented voice asked as Kermit nodded at his cousin.
The voice's owner, Constantine who was the world's most dangerous frog and master thief was very curious about the ho,I days since being in gulag he'd never known the joy of the season and how good it felt.
"Nothing wrong with that right Cuz?" Kermit asked as Constantine snorted.
He was staying with his famous cousin for the holidays per Nadya's request but Kermit saw it asa chance to help his thief of a cousin get some Christmas spirit since Constantine never knew what it was like to celebrate the holiday season.
He knew it was a little awkward having his bad frog of a cousin here but he could make it work.
"Want some eggnog?" Kermit asked seeing Constantine nodding but adding brandy into it making Kermit sigh because that stuff made Constantine act odd.
He saw Hector who was Constantine's pet turtle asleep in the pouch on Constantine's back guessing Tne turtle was hibernating seeing Constantine nod.
"Hector started hibernation before leaving gulag, why you care?" Constantine said.
"We're family, and Tne holidays is the time for family." Kermit rep,ied as Constantine hiccuped making Kermit sigh hoping he would behave a bit when they got to Tne studio plus Sam would keep an eye on him.
That evening at the studio Constantine was being watched like a hawk by a certain eagle with CIA training in case he ruined things for Piggy plus Constantine had enjoyed their reactions when he and Kermit had arrived, but right now was in the kitchen making the Swedish Chef anxious despite the fact he and the others had promised to give Constantine a chance.
"What is he doing, not blowing things up?" Kermit asked Sam.
"No, he's baking cookies?" Sam replied confused seeing Constantine wearing oven gloves bringing cookies out of the oven letting them cool but using frosting to decorate them impressing them.
"Careful, he could have added something bad." Sam said eating one finding it delicious.
"If I had put something Nefarious in them, how could I send them to gulag?" Constantine said making them curious.
"It's bad enough I have to miss christmas at gulag, where I can be me just to make you happy!" he snapped making the others gulp.
"We should go get drinks, okay and cool down but leave Constant be as he'll cool down." Kermit said to them as they were going to Rowlf's for drinks but some of the crew were anxious about Constantine.
The Bad Frog in question was outside in the freezing snow as it reminded him of Siberia but was building snow stuff outside his cousin's house trying to make a snow gulag since he'd made a snow Nadya and a snow him making him smirk.
He hoped the gulag was in one piece when he got back after the holidays.