-1The Real And Naughty Naruto-Chapter One

A note from The True Win Sorceress…

Hello again! I hope you enjoyed Yaoi In Konoha!!! If you that, than I think you'll really love this one. I got the idea one day while watching Naruto. I started thinking, maybe even in the original Japanese version they left out some of the more explicit things. I don't own Naruto but this is my take on what it's really like. Even if most of the yaoi, yuri, and Hentai is not real, some of it (like this first part) does seem like it might happen. Hope ya luv it!

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Sakura seductively walked into the room. She wore only a pink silk cami with the straps hanging down on her arms and panties to match. Her headband was removed, leaving her hair to dangle. Naruto seemed even more erotic, wearing nothing at all. His only cover was a green satin sheet that hid one thigh and the area of his hips.

Sakura could no longer take it. She pounced on Naruto, pinning him to the bed. She held down his arms and held him in place between her thighs. He knew today they would go all the--

Naruto's alarm clock sounded noisily. He slowly sat up, sad that it was just another dream. He pushed the button to stop the noise and looked down to see his shame. He had gotten hard for nothing.

These wet dreams came more frequently with every passing night. He was now accustomed to waking up to the feeling of arousal and stained sheets. Angrily, he sat up and walked to the bathroom to take care of his "little problem".

Across town, Sasuke also awoke. His hair messily hanging down in his face. A pair of faded jeans was all he had on. They were still unzipped from the previous night when he had masturbated to the thoughts of his secret crush. He stood up, yawned, and gradually prepared for his day.

At the bridge the team waited for Kakashi. He was late (as usual) to bring them to the training grounds for practice. Naruto was trying (as usual) to gain Sakura's attention through his foolish antics and inappropriate comments. Sakura was (as usual) fastidiously fixing her hair to try to gain Sasuke's attention. Then of course, Sasuke was (as usual) not caring about any of this.

Finally, Kakashi showed up, reading his icha icha paradise book.

"Hello Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke." he said adding a special notation to Sasuke's name.

Sasuke remembered the conversation they had the previous meeting and felt sort of ashamed that he had come to practice after confessing his secret crush to Kakashi. But at lest for now, his crush did not know about Sasuke's infatuation with them.

Soon they were at the training grounds trying to destroy kakashi's kage bushins. Sasuke was doing quite well but that was no surprise, as was the fact that Naruto was doing less than satisfactory. Sakura was just trying to stay out of the way but was about to make a huge mistake.

One of Kakashi's shadow clones ran in front of her and she couldn't get out of the way in time. Sasuke had already preformed the hand signs for his famed katon gaikyo no jutsu and Sakura nearly got scorched! Luckily she wasn't injured…but the top half of her dress was completely burnt off!

She quickly covered her chest with her arms and blushed heavily. Naruto however had an entirely different reaction to seeing Sakura naked. One that would make him just as embarrassed as she was. He tried to cover it up but Sakura quickly noticed. Some how she managed to cover her chest and wave a fist at him at the same time.

Soon the real Kakashi showed up, realizing that something was wrong. He first saw Sakura, in all her naked splendor. He quickly covered for her by removing his jonin jacket and letting her use it. He next turned his attention to Naruto, whose problem was oh so painfully obvious.

In the midst of all of this confusion was Sasuke and though he had no problem visible to the naked eye his was the most serious. For under the smug smile he utterly enjoyed all of this. He took pleasure in seeing Sakrua being embarrassed (for he secretly hated her for all the years of obsessive torture he had to suffer through). He enjoyed seeing a fumbling Kakashi try to deal with the situation at hand (for this was payback for the chastisement he was given). But most of all he enjoyed seeing a horny Naruto trying to deal with his position. Though most expected this to be the case (for they have been enemies since they practically met) it was not Naruto's embarrassing predicament that made this moment so fun for Sasuke. In fact, the truth was that he was aroused by the thought of a horny Naruto and loved being there as this event unfolded.

Kakashi soon noticed Sasuke's fixation with Naruto and sent him away to get Sakrua clothes before Sasuke was in the same position Naruto was. Sasuke obeyed but was slightly angry as he rushed back towards the village. Then again he could understand Kakashi sending him away, for he was the only other that knew Sasuke was different. He was the only other person that knew Sasuke was gay.

Back at the training grounds Kakashi separated Naruto and Sakrua for a man-to-man talk.

"It happens to everyone." He said as he and Naruto walked along. "It even happened to me at my age."

He knew that Kakashi was just trying to help but every passing word made the situation worse.

"You know maybe I shouldn't tell you this…" He confessed. "But I think that it's important for you to know…"

"Know what?" Naruto asked innocently.

"Well…Sasuke may have a rough exterior but deep down he really likes you."

"Well I guess it's good to know that you always have an ally."

"That's not exactly what I meant…I mean he really likes you."

"Huh?" Naruto said, tilting his head to one side.

"Well…it's just…" He replied, trying to explain this in a way Naruto could under stand. He thought of saying it plainly but he knew just blurting out 'Sasuke wants to fuck you.' would result in some strange behavior. "It's nothing you need to worry about right now, just forget anything I said." He proclaimed, blowing it off.

"Whatever." Naruto mumbled, figuring that there were bigger problems at hand than if Sasuke considered him a "friend" or not.

They re-entered the training grounds to the sight of Sasuke handing sakura a neatly folded red dress.

-End of Part One-

Next time:

Will Sasuke share his feelings about Naruto with any one else?

Will Naruto realize what Kakashi meant?

Will there be any hot yaoi?…ok, that's a yes but wait for The Real And Naughty Naruto-Chapter Two to find out!

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