Hooray for italics!! Anyways, hi! This is somethin' I'm doin' for spare time because I want to. This has some ideas I've been toyin' with for a while. Other than that, there's only one more thing to say. Blah blah blah, I don't own Advance Wars, yada yada, none of it's mine save for any CO not found in the games. Even then, a few COs might not be mine. I'll tell you if they ain't.

"PARTY!!"

This was the final word of Andy after Sturm's defeat in the second Great War. It was also the next plan of action for the COs of the four continents. More of a potluck, really, but still a party in some terms. However, that has almost nothing to do with the plot. It's just an intro, after all. It gets you introduced so you know the time. Well, after the party, the remnant forces of Black Hole, without a CO to guide them, began rebelling in the continents. Actually, that is false, there are two men left from the second War, Flak and Adder. Nowhere to be found in Omega Land, they were back in Macro Land doing their own things. Little did they and the other nations know that Black Hole was going to get some reinforcements. Nobody saw it coming except for those involved with the scheme. But that comes into play later, along with other predictable and cliché events that I'm sure you're all sick of by now. Right now, two people are not partying. Right now, two sad saps are missing out on ice cream, cake, burgers, more ice cream, and watching the soldiers play Russian Roulette. Right now, Nell and Sami are putting down some rebels within Orange Star territory.

"Man, I kinda miss having an enemy CO to deal with. This is just too easy now."

"It really is . But, this is the beginning of something new. Perhaps I should-"

"NO!! Absolutely not!"

"Please, Sami? Please?" Nell dons a rather pathetic face to try and appeal to Sami.

Disgusted, Sami replies, "No way! What's your obsession with always teaching us how to do basic commands that we already know!? It's incredibly annoying! It's been a while since we faced Flak, but I still remember everything! I knew even before that mission with the bridge!!"

Nell, shocked, steps back before mustering up the strength to reply, "I'm the supreme commander of Orange Star! I demand that I lecture you in basic commands!"

"Screw you! I've already won!"

Indeed, Sami had. Her last Mech battalion had just finished blasting away the remains of a rogue Infantry unit. Sami turns to Nell with a defiant look upon her face. "Also, why must we always do this turn-based stuff? Can't we just muster a huge army and flood them without regard to turns?"

With this, Nell backs up to the wall, a look of shock on her face. "HEAVENS NO!! It defies the natural order! Doing that angers some mysterious force which obliterates the CO and his army! It's stupid! As long as you follow the code of combat, we're safe from this force."

"Well, that's a rather awkward way of putting it."

"But it's true! I've seen a guy who tried that! Smitten on the spot."

"Wow…well, now what do we do?"

"Well, I could give you some pointers for the next miss-"

"I already said no…don't make me shoot you."

"You wouldn't do that, I'm your commander."

"Dead men tell no tales."

Nell is left speechless. Being thus, she calmly walks out of the room, leaving Sami alone. "That's more like it. Now, where was I? Oh yeah!" Sami picks up a comms radio and speaks into it, ordering, "A box of dark chocolates and some unsweetened tea please."

"Would you like fries with that ma'am?"

"Ha ha. Very funny soldier. You better hope I don't shoot you."

"Yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am."