Hey everyone! InheriGirl is BACK! Haha.. sort of.. I'll do my best to update soon, but I'm taking summer school (for enrichment, NOT bad grades... sort of ;) ) and I'm taking advanced courses and three hours of sports a day. So I will do my best to update every three days... but if a chapter doesn't come on the third day, don't yell at me! ;)

Haha, so recently(2 weeks ago), I've become absolutely addicted to Pirates of the Caribbean and I started looking for Fanfictions on PotC... and what do you know? I found an AMAZING story called Hyper Obsession by an even more amazing author, MaisieIrvette27. This story kind of has the same storyline.. just different characters and it's for the first movie... Although I will eventually get it to the 2nd, 3rd, and possibly, the 4th movie. So... definitely check her out... Um... who else do I have to thank? Oh, right. Check out Silentflier... She has some pretty awesome stories.. and we're co-writing a few stories...

Also, speaking of stories, I have a story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians and I cannot continue with it unless readers give me ideas. I have a poll up on my profile.. There's just too many ways that I could write the next chapter, mainly dealing with a LOT of fluff.. but it may be too quickly. So anyway, thanks for bearing with me on this UBER long Author's Note.. So now.. ENJOY!

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"You threatened Elizabeth!"

"Only a little."

The three girls stared in awe at the television. Suddenly, the girl on the left clasped her hands together and squealed. The girl on the right looked at her questioningly. Sage blinked quickly and grinned.

"I love this part!" Andrea smiled and paused the movie.

"Me too! I love how they have their fights. Jack Sparrow is hotter!"

Caity rolled her eyes. "Phillip is hotter obviously!"

Sage's eyebrows furrowed. "Andrea, Caity, we've gone over this already. Will Turner is hotter!"

"Sparrow!"

"Turner!"

"Clergyman!" Sage and Andrea looked at Caity strangely. "What?" She asked, adjusting her pirate hat. "He is! If only he didn't go off with the mermaid..." She sighed and looked disappointed.

"Anyway, Sparrow isn't taken. Turner is!" Suddenly, the movie started playing again. Sage grabbed a chocolate nervously. Andrea looked at Caity and Sage.

"Did you start the movie?" They shook their heads. Andrea laughed nervously.

"Well, it is Halloween..." she trailed off. The lights began to flicker before shutting off completely. The three girls stared at the television screen. It seemed to be getting... bigger. Sage let out a piercing scream, Caity covered her eyes and Andrea hugged her arms close to her body. Andrea whimpered just as they crashed into the television... Although... there wasn't any broken glass.

The girls stopped moving and Sage opened one eye cautiously. What she saw made her jump up and shake the other girl's arms.

"You guys! Look at where we are!" Sage said. Caity looked around and gasped with recognition. Andrea looked around and saw that they were on a crowded cobbled street. Men and women were walking around, dressed in old-fashioned clothes. Andrea stepped back and looked at the flag before grinning hugely.

"We're in Port Royal!" she yelled and Sage moved to cover her mouth while Caity made the universal 'shut up!' gesture. Sage and Caity moved Andrea back into the shadows next to a tavern.

"Yes, we're in Port Royal. Yes, we're probably going to see Jack and Will. Yes, I have no idea how we got here or how long we can stay. Oh- and did I mention that we're in Port Royal dressed up as pirates and the entire Navy headed by Commodore Norrington are looking for Jack and perhaps his supposed crew who will be dressed as pirates... like us!" Sage took a deep breath. Andrea looked thoughtful for a second while Caity nodded in agreement.

"Oh... Can we go see Sparrow?" asked Andrea. Caity shook her head in exasperation.

"No. We'll just see him tomorrow after Will lets him out of prison."

"Also," Sage added. "You might be tempted to yell out to him and then we're going to get jailed too!" Andrea pouted and then looked up at the other two girls with an evil grin.

"What?" asked Caity. Andrea opened her eyes wide and tried looking sad and forlorn.

"NO! Not the puppy-dog face!" said Caity dramatically. Sage looked at Andrea and gave in.

"Fine. Let's go. But you have to swear to not yell out Sparrow's name." Andrea nodded and the trio set off to the smithy's. As they were right in front of the doors to the shop, they heard swords clanging near the rafters. Andrea was quivering with excitement.

"Jack's going to throw down the sack!" Sage whisper-yelled. They heard faint voices.

"You cheated!"

"Pirate." Sage squealed and Caity clapped her hand over her mouth. They moved back into the shadows.

"Are you trying to get us locked up?" hissed Andrea. Sage was about to answer when they saw men in red outfits march up the door and start forcing them open. Norrington shoved the other men out of his way and kicked the door open.

"Excellent, Mr. Brown. You've assisted us in the capture of a dangerous fugitive."

"Just doing my civic duty, sir," said a drunken voice. Andrea wrinkled her nose and Caity giggled.

"I hope you remember this day as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost him away." Without noticing, the three girls had walked into the open doorway. The men turned around with their backs to the girls to pick up Jack.

"NO! Will, how could you sell out Jack?" Everyone turned around and looked at Sage. She looked horrified and clapped her hands over her mouth. Caity and Andrea glared at her.

"Really? You are such a hypocrite," said Caity. They turned back toward the men who were advancing toward them.

"They're pirates. Grab them and lock them up with Sparrow." Andrea rolled her eyes and moved next to the men with Caity. Sage followed after a moment's hesitation.

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Three hours later, Andrea, Sage, and Caity were sitting down on a cold, hard floor next to a slumped down Jack Sparrow. They were attempting to wake him up.

"Jacky, it's time to wake up now," cooed Andrea. She began stroking his hair. Sage and Caity held on to his hands.

"Jack! You can't stay unconscious forever!" Sage said brightly.

"Well, technically, he could," said Caity. The other two girls looked at her. "You know, if he was in a coma..." she trailed off when she saw the looks that the other two girls were giving her.

Andrea moved Jack's head into her lap. Suddenly, Caity felt a small pressure on her hand. She looked up excitedly at the other two girls.

"He squeezed my hand! Guess he's not in a coma," Caity laughed. Sage rolled her eyes and grinned. "Get the waterbag." Andrea scrambled around the cell for the bag and held it to Jack's mouth. Jack's eyes fluttered open. He sat up quickly and leaned against the wall.

"You ladies make it extremely difficult for me to continue pretending that I'm still unconscious." Andrea paled.

"H-h-hhhowelaj d kla," she stuttered. Sage grinned. "What she means to say is, 'How much of her embarrassing awkward swoons over you did you actually hear?'"

"Enough," he said with a rogue grin. Andrea covered her red face in her hands and everyone laughed at her embarrassment.

"So, may I have the pleasure of knowing who exactly is locked in this dismal cell with me?" Jack asked looking at the three girls. Suddenly, he frowned.

"You're not friends of that eunuch, are you?" Caity and Andrea looked at Sage and giggled.

"We're not.. but she's madly in love with him," said Andrea with an evil grin. Sage glared at her.

"I am not madly in love with Will. And Will is not a eunuch," she said, turning to glare at Jack. He grinned mischievously at her.

"Have you checked?" Sage opened her mouth and began stuttering.

"H-have I-I checked? No, I haven't checked!" she exclaimed, blushing. Andrea and Caity were laughing at Sage's discomfort. Andrea stuck her hand toward Jack.

"I'm Andrea. And I wanna be a pirate!" she said, gesturing toward her clothes. Jack took her hand and kissed it.

"And a very entrancing pirate you shall be." Next, he turned to Caity.

"I'm Caity. I can.. um... cook. Oh- and I can slap people!" she said, beaming.

"And she can sing!" piped Andrea. Jack looked at her curiously. "A singer, eh? Fancy singing on board my ship?" Caity laughed and nodded. He then turned to Sage.

"I'm Sage and I love-" Jack interrupted her.

"Yes, we know that you're in love with the eunuch. What else?" Sage rolled her eyes and sighed while Caity and Andrea attempted hiding their laughter behind their hands.

"I love sailing... and I can fight with a sword!" Sage said proudly. Jack looked at her curiously. "Are you from India?" Sage nodded slowly. Jack smiled. "Quah Haal Lay?" he asked her expectantly.

"Huh?" asked Sage. "I haven't really learned how to speak Hindi yet..."

"Pity," said Jack. He turned to Caity. "You're part.. Irish? They have the best rum!" He then turned to Andrea.

"Mexican?" Andrea nodded with a grin on her face.

"Beautiful treasures... not all of them silver and gold." Andrea blushed and everyone sat down on the floor.

"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow-"

"We know!" the three girls chorused. Jack looked at them.

"I'm looking to commandeer a ship-"

"The Pearl!" Caity yelled excitedly. Jack looked at her suspiciously and she cowered down. "Sorry." Jack nodded. "I'm looking to commandeer the Pearl, go to Tortuga to find a crew, find Barbossa and kill him," he said venomously. They sat in silence for a few minutes. Sage broke the silence.

"Tortuga?" she asked curiously. Jack grinned, showing his gold teeth.

"Aye, Tortuga. Best rum, fights, and wenches than anywhere in the world."

"Fights?" asked Andrea.

"Wenches?" asked Caity, raising an eyebrow.

"Rum!" exclaimed Sage excitedly, clapping her hands excitedly. Everyone looked at her strangely. "I hate it when the rum is gone. Because then I have to ask Why is the Rum Gone?[1]"

Caity and Andrea giggled while Jack looked confused.

"Come here, boy. Want a nice juicy bone? Come here. Come on." They heard voices from the cell next to them.

"You can keep doing that forever, that dog is never going to move," said Jack.

"Oh, excuse us if we haven't resigned ourselves to the gallows quite yet."

Suddenly, cannon shots were heard. Jack stood up abruptly and moved to the window.

"I know those guns. It's the pearl," he said breathlessly, eyes full of wonder.

"The Black Pearl?" asked a prisoner. "I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors."

"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?" Andrea looked at the other two girls and grinned in excitement.

"Down!" cried Jack, and the men in the other cell scrambled away from the window. A cannon shot through the window, leaving a hold big enough for the men to climb through. They whooped and one of them turned around.

"My sympathies, friend. You've no matter of luck at all." Jack sat down heavily with a frown. The girls looked at each other awkwardly. Andrea looked at them and Caity nodded. She moved over to Jack. Andrea put her hand in Jack's and began massaging it gently.

"Jacky. You can't give up now. I'm sure that we'll get out of here somehow and you'll get the Pearl back. And hey, if you go to your death, we'd be joining you. So you won't be alone no matter what happens." Jack looked up at her.

"You're right." he said, scanning the cell. Jumping up, he grabbed a bone and went to the bars.

"Come on, doggy. It's just you and me now. It's you and ol' Jack . Come on. Come on, good boy. That a good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer. That's it, that's it, doggy. Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cur." The girls jumped at a gunshot. "No, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean it. I didn't... " There was another crash.

Two men came down the stairs.

"This isn't the armory," he said, looking around. The other man looked around and spotted Jack and the girls.

"Get back," Jack muttered to the girls. They hid in the shadows of the cell.

"Well, well, well, look what we have here Twigg? Captain Jack Sparrow.. and three lasses." Twigg spat on the ground.

"Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a godforsaken island, shrinking into the distance. His fortunes aren't improved much." Jack smiled.

"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers." Koehler grabbed Jack's throat and Andrea gasped as they saw his arm. "So there is a curse. That's interesting."

"You know nothing of Hell." And with that, the two men left. Sage let out a big breath.

"That was close. And what was with that skeleton arm? That was creepy." Jack frowned and looked at his own arm.

"That's very interesting."

HEY! HOW'D YOU LIKE IT? Haha please tell me and review or PM me or anything.. hehe

[1] I would highly suggest going on YouTube and looking up Why Is The Rum Gone - Remix. Although I have to say that I've Got a Jar of Dirt - Remix is much better.. Either way, I love both of them.

Hehehe, anyway, give me constructive critism, flames, or if you just want to go all fangirl on me and squeal about the awesomeness of Jack Sparrow or Will Turner! Hehe,

~InheriGirl