Ciel Goes on Summer Break with Me – Chapter 1
Bonfire at Stephanie's
Author's Note: Thank you to all the wonderful reviewers that reviewed my last two chapters! They were very inspirational and encouraged me to get off my lazy ass and write some more! XD Thank you for that, I needed it.
To Strawberry Rose: I am soooo glad that I provided entertainment to you and your best friend. Usually my friend and I are on the other end of that rope. It was nice for a change. ^_^ Hahhaaa, my friend and I ALWAYS sing to the openings and closings. It's my favorite part of the show. And all of my newly addicted friends will hum along because they haven't learned the Romaji yet. (I love Romaji. Oops, sorry if that's supposed to be Romanji, I don't really know. I probably look pretttty stupid now. * -That's a facepalm emoticon that I came up with. Feel free to spread it around the internet.)
To xMaddie: Hehehe, I love "Gay or European." I swear, I've listened to it 40 times in the last 3 days or so, and that's not counting how many times I've sung it. Have you seen it with the Ouran clips? It's AMAZING! Are you in England right now? Sorry if that seems stalker-ish it's just because before you said something about 'maths' so I was just wondering. ^_^ Ew, gross, you licked the floor? I guess I shouldn't be talking though, I licked my driveway once.
To LuNa6780: Thank you soooo much! That was so nice! I'm glad I've made all of you guys laugh!
So, my computer's memory is all hosed up because I took up too much space when I ripped Kuro to my iPod. My dad's making me delete it off of my computer. :'(
Don't worry, that's the end of the author's note. I sat down at this computer an hour ago and haven't done anything for the actual story. What a lose I feel like.
The actual story:
Me: Cielllll! Did you finish packing up all those musty, old school papers yet?
Ciel: No. Why do I have to pack them up, anyhow?
Sebastian: Sir, would you like me to pack them up for you?
Ciel: Yes.
Me: We're taking them to Stephanie's house to have a bonfire!
Ciel: Why?
Me: Because it's the end of the school year and it's a celebration to show that school has ended and summer has officially begun!
*20 Minutes later*
Me: Steffi! We're herrrre!
Steffi: Hello! So, do you wanna swim first or burn the papers? Oh, I know, you'll wanna eat first.
Me: Of course! When do I ever NOT want to eat?
Stephanie: When you're sick. Because when you don't want to eat, I know there's something wrong with you.
Me: Good point. Got any sweets?
Stephanie: Neapolitan on the top left.
Me: *calls out from the depths of the freezer* Thanks!
Stephanie: So, uh, what about those two?
Me: Huh?
Stephanie: *points to Sebastian and Ciel, who are awkwardly standing there with their piles of rubbish*
Me: Oh, them? Don't mind them. You've met Ciel before, and this is his butler, Sebastian.
Stephanie: I think I'm in love!
Me: Back off sister, and get in line, there's like, 3,000 other fangirls out there.
Seb: Miss Stephanie, would you like me to deposit the bags of trash by the bonfire?
Stephanie: *is still dazed* Yes…
Me: Hey, this ice cream is really hard to scoop!
Stephanie: *is undazed now* Just put it in the microwave for a couple seconds.
Me: *puts the ice cream in microwave, and hits the 'two' button, not realizing that her microwave is the kind where it'll start cooking for two minutes now*
*2 Minutes later*
Stephanie: OHMYGOD, LAURA! YOU LEFT THE ICE CREAM IN THERE FOR TWO MINUTES! IT'S ALL MELTED NOW!
Me: Hehehe, look, now it's all mixed together!
Stephanie: But now I can't eat the strawberry! It's all underneath the chocolate and vanilla! (Strawberry is the only one she likes…Ooops)
Me: Well, you could have a snow cone. I'm gonna have a snow cone AND melted ice cream!
*5 Minutes later*
Me: This is gross. This is disgusting. This is actually really yummy. It's like, the melted outside is hot, and the stiff inside is really cold. Yum. Do you want to try some, Ciel?
Ciel: Oh so you've remembered I'm here, have you?
Me: No need to throw such a fit over it. Do you wanna come swimming with us?
Ciel: …
Sebastian: I believe that my young master, regrettably, does not know how to swim.
Ciel: *throws snow cone at Sebastian's face* I told you never to speak of that to anyone.
Sebastian: *wipes snow cone off of his face*
Stephanie: Here, I'll get that for you. *stands on top of two chairs and tiptoes to reach his face* *cleans off with a cloth*
Sebastian: You are simply too kind to a mere butler.
Stephanie: *Blushes* It's no big deal, really.
Me and Ciel: *gag*
Me: Hey, uh, how bout we go swimming now?
Stephanie:*rips off shirt and pants to reveal that she's been wearing her swimsuit the entire time* LET'S DO THIS! *cranks up radio really loudly*
Me: CANNONBALL! *runs and jumps into pool* *sings along to the music, loudly* DON'T FEEL LIKE PICKIN' UP MY PHONE, SO LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE TONE!
Stephanie: Hey we should make a music video to that song!
Me: MMkay. Hey, Sebastian, wanna videotape us, please?
Sebastian: Whatever my young master wants! :3
Ciel: *starts dancing to music*
Sebastian: *turns around and tapes Ciel*
*5 minutes later*
Ciel: *realizes Sebastian has been videotaping him the entire time, and Stephanie and I are staring at him with our mouths open like this: :0* SEBASTIAN! *pushes Sebastian into the pool*
Sebastian: Dear me, it appears that my clothes are all wet… *giggles behind hand* But it appears that Young Master is quite the dancer.
Me: CIEL! YOU OWE ME A NEW CAMERA!
Ciel: *pouts* Fine.
Stephanie: *rushes out of the pool* I can get you some new clothes, Sebastian! *runs into the house* *comes out carrying her clothes* Here, put these on!
Sebastian: *changes behind bush* *comes out wearing a pink shirt that's WAY TOO small for him, and denim booty shorts (Just imagine him like Grell in the cultish episode, except WAY, WAY, WAY hotter than Grell XD)
Me: *wolf whistles* That's a nice look for you, Sebastian. *Hops out of pool* So, shall we start the bonfire?
Ciel: *still pouts* Fine, whatever.
Stephanie: *giggles like the pyro she is* BRING ON THE FLAME IGNITOR! (Whatever that liquid stuff is that makes more flame…the name is currently escaping me… :/) *Throws a gallon of flame ignitor on the fire* HOLY SHIT! *fire blows up into this huge, cannon ball thingy-majig*
Me: AWESOME!
Ciel and Me: *start coughing because the smoke bothers our asthma*
Sebastian: Bocchans, don't you think it would be quite safer for your health's sake if you stayed inside?
Me: Yeah, I suppose so, but I don't give a shit. This is what I want to do, and I won't let that stop me!
*1 Hour later*
Me: *cough cough cough*
Sebastian: *shoots me the 'I-told-you-so' eye*
Me: Shut up! *smacks him* *takes inhaler* And stop smirking!
Stephanie: *throws more flame ignitor onto fire* *giggles* *throws entire trash bag of papers onto fire* *bag breaks open and papers spill everywhere, including on the grass*
Me: Steffi, calm down. Look! See? The grass is too wet for it to catch on fire! The papers will just burn themselves down!
Stephanie: HOLY SHIT! WHATTA I DO? WHATTA I DO? HELLLLLP ME! *runs in circles* OH! I KNOW! *runs to grab hose and turns water on*
Me: *stands there calmly watching Stephanie panic*
Stephanie: *runs back and forth carrying hose and freaking out*
Me: *turns to Sebastian* Wanna order pizza?
Sebastian: Oooh, I hear they have a new sesame crust!
*30 Minutes later*
Pizza dude: *hand me the pizza* That'll be $7.
Me: *hands him the money* *walks outside with pizza* *pokes pizza on stick* *burns pizza over fire* God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save our Queen.
Ciel: *sings from inside while taking his inhaler* Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long reign over us: God save the Quuen.
Me: *smiles* Hey, wanna go watch Kuro, Stephanie?
Stephanie: YES!
Me and Stephanie: *walk inside and watch 3 hours' worth of Kuro*
Me: *sighs* Ah, I love bonfires. :3
Thank you to http : / / w w w . h y m n s . m e . u k / g o d – s a v e – t h e – q u e e n – h y m n . h t m for the lyrics ;)
If anyone wants to beta this story or have me beta one of theirs, let me know! I'd be glad to help or receive it! :3
I just keep adding to this a/n. Oh well, more insight to my life, I suppose. I hope you guys are actually reading this…So, recently (this morning) I started watching Fruits Basket. I thought it was a little interesting at first, but I always give animes at least 3 episodes before I nix them, so I was watching it and stuff (I watched 10 episodes this morning…) and realized that the main chica (I forgot her name) is really annoying because she's so damn nice all the time. It's like, man, just stick up for yourself for once and be a bitch to someone else for once! Stop being so damn nice to all these people that are mean to you! But I LOVE Yuki, and realized how much he's like Ciel: He's quiet, reserved, adorable, has pretty much the same hair cut, AND THEY BOTH HAVE ASTHMA! I know a lot of you guys out there have asthma too, and I was wondering: When you read about a hot, fictional character having asthma, does it make you feel a little less dumb or a little more cool or whatever? I feel less loser-ish when I see that Ciel and Yuki have asthma like me. 3 And I love Kyo, too. I imagined Ciel like him in this chapter.
So, later this week I am having my first skateboarding lesson. Should make for an interesting fanfiction chapter. And I'm getting braces in the same week. *Insert sarcastic confetti here* As much as that sucks, it should also make for an interesting fanfiction in which I will tease and ridicule myself instead of Ciel this time. Anybody doing anything super cool or super lame that I should add to this story? Let me know! Oh, and wish me luck to get the braces, I'm quite nervous. What colors should I get? I was thinking Gryffindor colors, but maybe black and purple like Ciel colors? What colors look horrible on braces? Sorry for making such a hugely long author's note. *Bows in apology like Sebastian*