This is my first Story, for fanfict. It probably doesn't make any sense to you. If you know who HugeNose and BigGuy are, you'll get it.
No offense to any of those people; the nicknames are kinda harsh. xD
Chapter 1: Eight Feet
BigGuy enters the arcade, eating a Large popcorn. He sees HugeNose playing a sort of dance game, and questions, "What are you doing, HugeNose?"
"I'm playing DDR" responds HugeNose.
"DD what?" BigGuy says.
"DDR: Dance Dance Revolution" says HugeNose.
"Oh, what's that?" asks BigGuy.
"It's a video game where you step on the arrows when they come on the screen. It's pretty easy, you try!" says HugeNose.
BigGuy steps up onto the pad and starts a song called Cow Cow Boogie. "What do those feet at the bottom mean?" he questions.
"I don't know, but I've been playing songs with only 1 foot, and it's really easy. I think you should try eight feet." HugeNose says, then giggles.
"Okay, I'll try that." BigGuy says, then starts the round. The round starts with one arrow a second, then speeds up to double arrows, and then ends up with 3 arrows per second. "HELP! Turn it off!" BigGuy says, while grasping for air.
HugeNose turns off the game. "What was the matter? You were moving at lightning speed. It looked like you were doing great!" she asks.
"No, that was the arrows! I was jumping up and down trying to get at least one!" BigGuy says. He then falls to the ground, not stable enough to keep himself up.
"Oh, look! Your score is on the screen!" HugeNose says. "On second thought, don't look! You don't want to know anyway! Come on, it was just a game!" she says with enthusiasm.
"Why can't I look? Is it really that bad?" BigGuy pants.
"Ummm, fine, okay. I'll read them. It says:
Perfect: 0
Good: 0
Bad: 1
Miss: 478
Score: Too low to Calculate
Sorry, I didn't know you were that unexperienced!"
"You lied! You know that my nose makes me unbalanced, so I don't have a great athletic ability!"
"I did not! How was I supposed to know that eight feet was that hard? Preeti said it was a piece of cake!" Huge Nose pauses for a minute. "Oops, I kinda forgot that Preeti is way more experienced than you. Sorry!"
"Ugh! Why do I keep falling for her tricks!" BigGuy says.
"Ummm, I gotta go!" HugeNose rushes out of the arcade in the blink of an eye.
"Hey, wait! I can't get up!" BigGuy complains. "Noooooo!"