Just a little drabble I did for my sister. She's a BIG Urahara fan.
Title: Slip and Slide
Summary: What happens when Urahara gets and unexpected guest?
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Orihime's eyes wandered around Urahara's Shop. She hadn't been inside for quite a long time. Her eyes wandered off to look at the other various items, browsing and leaning into see items up close without a clue in the world that Urahara was behind her in a menacingly scary manner. Orihime felt the cold breath of Urahara on the nip of her neck and for a second she gave out a sweet little moan.
"My, my, we have an unexpected guest tonight" Urahara said stroking the small of Orihime's back to the curves of her hips.
"Urahara-san I w-was…" Orihime's words faded, gasping at his perverted advance toward her.
"Hrmmm… So what are you doing at this time of night Orihime-chan?" Urahara glanced as he forcibly turned to meet her inches from her blushing face.
"Y-you k-k-k-now I…." Orihime's words turned into muffled cries for help as Urahara's lips invaded her own. Inside Orihime knew that she wanted this man for all of the wrong reasons.
Orihime struggled against the unbelievable strength that Urahara displaced. He kept his lips on hers and carried her into his bedroom which stank of crotch smell. He watched her fleeting hopelessness and fear rise when she landed harshly unto the bed. Orihime gasped as Urahara's smirk quickly turned into a wicked smile of pleasure.
"I DON'T WANT SEX!" Orihime screamed trying her best to get off the jumbo king sized bed.
"Sex Oh no…I wanted to have fun" Urahara lied, advancing towards the scared Orihime.
Urahara slowly undressed and was taken back when Orihime did the same. Smiling he removed all but his green and white stripped boxers and bucket hat. Orihime struggled to unbutton her pink blouse and kicked away her hip hugging black skirt. Only her pink bra and panties were left.
"So are you up for a game of slip and slide?" Urahara said smirking and laughing menacingly.
"SLIP AND SLIDE?!?!" Orihime gasped and screamed in total shock and amusement.
"Yeah, I heard you guys love this water game!" Urahara laughed and chuckled pulling out the box for the game.
"You know what Urahara-san?" Orihime asked sweetly. "You remind me of myself sometimes.
"Well, out of Ichigo's friends you're my favorite" Urahara said as they got ready to slip and slide.
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A/N: Well I guess You thought "OMFG Orihime is gonna get raped!!" Well I'd never let her get that sort of treatment.