"Want Some Lorenzo Punch?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama, The Ridonculous Race or any of its characters. TD, TD:RR and its characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, this is a funny drabble I thought of that features Lorenzo and Chet. Trust me, it's gonna make you shed a tear with laughter. So here you go! Enjoy!
Chet was busy chilling in this bedroom playing his newly bought copy of WWE 2K16 for the Playstation 4. Ever since he bought the game, he was nothing but attached to it. Of course, he wanted to play the game, only to play as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Right now, he was having Stone Cold stomp Triple H down at the turnbuckle, walking it dry!
"Yeah, that's right, Stone Cold!" Chet said to the game. "Stomp a mudhole on his ass like you mean it!"
While his character was busy stomping away, Lorenzo appeared with a glass of punch in his hands. Fruit, to be exact.
"Hey, dorkbutt." Lorenzo smirked. "Ya want some Lorenzo Punch?"
Seeing the glass of punch in his hands, Chet paused the game right away.
"Oh man, help me, I do." He said, taking the glass from Lorenzo's hands. Chet must've been thirsty from all of the game-playing. "What's with the name, anyway?" Chet asked him.
"I wouldn't know, dude." Lorenzo shrugged.
"Well, thanks anyway, then." Chet nodded.
But as soon as Chet started drinking out of his cup...
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...Lorenzo punched the center of the cup straight into Chet's face!
"AGGGH, WHAT WAS THAT?!" Chet yelled as punch was dripping from his face.
His step-brother Lorenzo couldn't help but laugh at Chet's unexpected misfortune.
"Did I forget to tell you about what a Lorenzo Punch does to you?" Lorenzo smirked.
"NO!" Chet shook his head.
"It's simple: You get punch and you get punched!" Lorenzo chuckled. "Pretty sweet, huh?"
Angered by this, Chet raised his leg...
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...and kicked Lorenzo right between the balls!
"AUUUUUUGH!" Lorenzo yelled in pain.
"See if you ever serve me punch again, you asshat!" Chet shouted at his face.
And then, despite being half-drenched in punch, Chet went back to his game. Lorenzo was still in excruciating pain, holding his balls from dropping out of his legs. In a squealing voice, he spoke out to Chet:
"Can you get me a bandage? I think one of my balls dropped..."
Knowing from that statement, Chet could now hardly give a crap what Lorenzo felt. Apparently, it was never a good idea to serve Chet punch or punch Chet, because there's a good chance your balls may never ever be the same again.
Ouch, that's gotta sting for Lorenzo. Might need an icepack for that. Heck, maybe two for sure.
Anyway, feedbacks are appreciated. Until next time, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off for now! BOO-YEAH!